1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:01:03,799 --> 00:01:05,319 What the fuck is that? 4 00:01:07,599 --> 00:01:09,840 -What the hell? -Is that a...? 5 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:11,000 Scar to Pride Rock. 6 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,079 We have a visual on Chardonnay, I repeat... 7 00:01:13,079 --> 00:01:14,920 I repeat, we have a visual on Chardonnay, over. 8 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:16,000 Chardonnay? 9 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,000 We've been trying to find this little shit for days now. 10 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,879 Simba to Scar, what is your location? Over. 11 00:01:23,439 --> 00:01:26,519 Shit. West side of the koppies. Over. 12 00:01:26,519 --> 00:01:29,319 Copy that. I'm there in five. Over. 13 00:01:29,799 --> 00:01:32,000 Not if I beat you. 14 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,480 -Aunty... -Huh? 15 00:01:33,879 --> 00:01:37,239 Hold on tight. We need to make like we have the shits and move. 16 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:41,200 Okay... 17 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,200 Change of plan, folks. 18 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:46,120 We have a very rare sighting on the other side of the park, so... 19 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,200 Hold on to your horses! 20 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:53,439 Let's get dressed! 21 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,400 Hold tight, hold tight... 22 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,640 Vroom vroom, girlfriend. 23 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,479 Albie, you little shit! 24 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,439 Submarine Mode! 25 00:02:11,479 --> 00:02:13,479 Hold on to your tits! 26 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:18,639 Hold on! 27 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,919 -Stoffel! -Yes? 28 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:23,639 We ride together, we die together! 29 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:24,840 Bad boys for life! 30 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:28,280 Bad boys for life, at just 20 kilometres per hour. 31 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:29,840 Man, shut up! 32 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,199 We're okay, Aunty. 33 00:02:33,199 --> 00:02:34,439 See, there they are! 34 00:02:34,439 --> 00:02:36,599 We're going to catch them! It's okay, Aunty! 35 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:39,520 You guys see the buck? 36 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,479 We're going to catch them! 37 00:02:41,479 --> 00:02:43,120 Damnit! 38 00:02:43,599 --> 00:02:45,919 -Come on, Trompie, come on! -Hey Albie... 39 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:47,400 Just remember, we have animals here. 40 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,120 Yes, yes, yes. Forget about the animals. 41 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,479 Are you ready? Overtake! 42 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:56,840 -Shit! -Nice, Nicola! 43 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:58,960 What? 44 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,000 Pride Rock to everyone, Nala here, over. 45 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:05,800 Nala! Pumba here! The bush is empty without you. Over. 46 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,319 I miss you guys and the bush. 47 00:03:07,319 --> 00:03:08,719 What's all the commotion? 48 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:11,719 It's that little shit of a dog, Chardonnay... 49 00:03:11,719 --> 00:03:13,039 He's here in the veld. Over. 50 00:03:13,039 --> 00:03:14,400 Wait, you're going to break it... 51 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,199 Embeth, give it to me! 52 00:03:16,199 --> 00:03:17,479 Damn it. 53 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,599 How many times do I have to tell you... 54 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:21,800 don't race in the reserve, you're scaring the animals. 55 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:24,840 And drop the code names. This isn't Disney Land. 56 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,400 Over and out. 57 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:34,319 Ugh, fuck it! 58 00:03:35,199 --> 00:03:36,800 Oh, damnit! 59 00:03:36,879 --> 00:03:38,439 Dude... seriously? 60 00:03:38,439 --> 00:03:40,080 I forgot to put the thing on silent. 61 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:41,919 It's 2025. 62 00:03:41,919 --> 00:03:43,439 The last time I heard my own ringtone 63 00:03:43,439 --> 00:03:45,800 was when I had a Nokia 3310. 64 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:48,439 Dude, it was my mom, okay. Don't make a fucking scene now. 65 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:50,400 Not today, Chardonnay. 66 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,800 No, really boys... 67 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,400 Clearly you guys didn't serve on the Border. 68 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:56,800 Yeah... 69 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,439 Speaking of which... 70 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,800 Here comes old 'Hang Ball'. 71 00:04:07,479 --> 00:04:09,199 Mufasa for Pride Rock... ugh! 72 00:04:09,199 --> 00:04:11,199 I mean, Cobus for Main Lodge. 73 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:13,680 The mission flopped. 74 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,000 It's a fuck up. Over. 75 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,480 Bloody bunch of hooligans. Behaving like school children. 76 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,399 And you encourage them with those code names. 77 00:04:28,399 --> 00:04:29,920 It builds team spirit. 78 00:04:30,639 --> 00:04:33,399 Let me do my rounds before I shit on everyone, yet again. 79 00:04:33,399 --> 00:04:35,000 Yeah... 80 00:04:40,199 --> 00:04:42,120 Dad would've enjoyed this. 81 00:04:58,199 --> 00:05:00,079 So, why did your mom call you so early? 82 00:05:00,079 --> 00:05:02,120 Or was it a 'booty-call' again? 83 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,439 Wasn't your nickname, er... 'Sasol'? 84 00:05:06,079 --> 00:05:09,519 -'A pump in every town'. -Dude... It was my mom, okay. 85 00:05:10,639 --> 00:05:13,000 -Is everything okay? -Yeah, everything's fine. 86 00:05:13,199 --> 00:05:14,879 Hey, hold this. 87 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:18,600 So beautiful! 88 00:05:20,319 --> 00:05:21,920 The man's snapping flowers again. 89 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,480 It can only mean one thing. 90 00:05:24,879 --> 00:05:26,879 -Man, it's nothing. -Dude... 91 00:05:26,879 --> 00:05:29,279 Do you still think you have a shot with the boss' sister? 92 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:32,439 So, what if I do? 93 00:05:32,439 --> 00:05:35,120 Every year it's the same fucking story with you. 94 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:37,079 You fall head over heels in love with a girl 95 00:05:37,079 --> 00:05:39,439 who doesn't even look your way when she walks past you. 96 00:05:39,879 --> 00:05:41,399 She actually looks the other way! 97 00:05:43,079 --> 00:05:44,560 You wouldn't understand. 98 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,000 Dude... 99 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,879 can't you see it? 100 00:05:47,879 --> 00:05:49,680 She's not interested! 101 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,399 Women aren't looking for men who... 102 00:05:51,399 --> 00:05:54,319 write them poems all day and take pictures of wildflowers. 103 00:05:57,439 --> 00:05:58,800 They want an alpha. 104 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,600 Who can dick them down... 105 00:06:01,079 --> 00:06:02,800 and tame them. 106 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:04,600 Well I'm... 107 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,399 looking with my heart and my soul. 108 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:09,120 You... you're looking with your dick. 109 00:06:09,519 --> 00:06:11,000 Yeah... 110 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,000 I give up with you, dude. 111 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,639 Well... 112 00:06:15,879 --> 00:06:17,439 more for me then. 113 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:26,560 Anel?! 114 00:06:27,639 --> 00:06:29,879 -Anel! -Afternoon, Wikus. 115 00:06:31,079 --> 00:06:33,199 -Anel! -Hello. 116 00:06:33,199 --> 00:06:35,920 Please tell me you've found my little Chardonnay? 117 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:39,600 Yes! He was spotted near the waterhole. 118 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:42,600 But, he managed to evade my rangers before they could get to him. 119 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,600 Oh, be still my heart! 120 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:48,920 48 hours of non-stop longing pain. I can't take it any more! 121 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:51,639 Ma'am you have to stay strong for Champagne's sake. 122 00:06:51,639 --> 00:06:53,199 His name is Chardonnay! 123 00:06:53,199 --> 00:06:54,519 It's a beautiful name. 124 00:06:54,519 --> 00:06:56,199 He's named after my sister. 125 00:06:56,199 --> 00:06:58,000 We don't really talk any more. 126 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,079 Yes, sisters can be complicated. 127 00:07:00,079 --> 00:07:04,879 Anyway... yesterday, I left his favourite salmon bites by my door 128 00:07:04,879 --> 00:07:07,079 in case it lures him home. 129 00:07:07,079 --> 00:07:11,240 Oh... he can't sleep without his salmon bites. 130 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,240 But, those bloody vervets devoured everything! 131 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,600 They're a bunch of assholes! 132 00:07:15,879 --> 00:07:18,800 Well, lots can be said about a dog who can survive for so long. 133 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,360 on his own 134 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,600 It definitely speaks to his superior breeding... and training. 135 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,480 I did send him to obedience school. 136 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,319 You see! A brave dog. 137 00:07:31,199 --> 00:07:33,120 Can I offer you some freshly squeezed juice? 138 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,639 Oh, no, no, no! That stuff tastes like bleach. 139 00:07:35,639 --> 00:07:37,000 It burns when it goes down. 140 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,920 I'm sorry to say, but it does. 141 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:41,199 You must tell your kitchen manager about that. 142 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,480 Okay. 143 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,399 How can one sleep when one's baby is missing? 144 00:07:48,839 --> 00:07:51,800 With all the horrors that lurk out there at night? 145 00:07:53,079 --> 00:07:54,879 I think of his soft little paws... 146 00:07:54,879 --> 00:07:56,519 out there on the scorching hot earth. 147 00:07:56,519 --> 00:08:00,040 And how he has to drink from those disgusting mud pools 148 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:03,399 when he's used to Woolies Sparkling! 149 00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:04,920 'Sparkling'! 150 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,240 I called the spa... 151 00:08:11,439 --> 00:08:13,399 for a full-body treatment. 152 00:08:13,399 --> 00:08:15,480 Head to toe, very relaxing. 153 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,319 I think it's exactly what you need right now. 154 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,680 What do you say? 155 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,439 Alright, then. 156 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:24,720 Right this way... 157 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,120 Hello. 158 00:08:37,519 --> 00:08:38,840 Hi. 159 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:41,799 Don't you knock? I almost grabbed the pistol. 160 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:46,679 You must see what I snapped for you on our drive this morning. 161 00:08:47,639 --> 00:08:49,240 Check this out. 162 00:08:50,919 --> 00:08:53,399 -Isn't it pretty? -Wow, it's... 163 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:55,039 it is actually pretty. 164 00:08:56,879 --> 00:08:58,600 It made me think of you in a way... 165 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:02,200 because... it's so strong... 166 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,879 and pretty, like you. 167 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,399 -I wrote a poem-- -Oh, Marco, um... 168 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,600 This 169 00:09:12,679 --> 00:09:14,000 all of this... 170 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,080 me and you... 171 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,039 It's not going to happen. 172 00:09:21,039 --> 00:09:24,000 Okay. I'm really not looking for anything serious. So... 173 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,679 -Just listen to the first part-- -Marco... 174 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:28,840 -I could always mail it to you... -I really don't want to... 175 00:09:29,399 --> 00:09:30,840 Have you lost something? 176 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,320 No? 177 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,320 I was just quickly showing Embeth a photo... 178 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,840 that I took in the veld-- 179 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,600 Well, do you have work to do or not? 180 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:41,200 Um... 181 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,080 Your behaviour... 182 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:02,320 earlier today was just... again... totally unacceptable. 183 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,720 You drive around like hooligans. Call each other nicknames 184 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,840 like nursery school children, and drink with the guests. 185 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,600 Oh, and not to mention the ridiculous flirting. 186 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:15,440 It's unprofessional and just plain common. 187 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:18,000 You can't even catch a little mongrel. 188 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,320 And now I'm stuck with Mrs van der Merwe 189 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:22,679 because she refuses to leave until her f... mutt... 190 00:10:22,679 --> 00:10:23,799 -is found. -That dog's lion food. 191 00:10:23,799 --> 00:10:25,320 It's fucking crazy that they allowed her to- 192 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,480 Attention! Attention, please. 193 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:29,440 Thank you. 194 00:10:29,799 --> 00:10:31,679 I've had enough with your attitude, 195 00:10:31,679 --> 00:10:33,519 treating my lodge as if it's your playground. 196 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,399 This is my business, and you all work here. 197 00:10:37,399 --> 00:10:39,120 So, I spoke with HR today 198 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:41,279 and there will be no more warnings. 199 00:10:41,279 --> 00:10:44,679 If I catch a hint of anything inappropriate, 200 00:10:44,679 --> 00:10:46,399 you'll be fired on the spot, 201 00:10:46,399 --> 00:10:50,720 and I'll make sure your name's blacklisted throughout the industry. 202 00:10:51,639 --> 00:10:52,679 Is that clear? 203 00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:53,879 Yes, Anel! 204 00:10:53,879 --> 00:10:55,679 -I can't hear you. -Yes, Anel. 205 00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:00,559 Okay... 206 00:11:03,399 --> 00:11:04,639 That's all. 207 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:06,480 Yup! 208 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:08,600 Um, Anel... about the guests... 209 00:11:11,919 --> 00:11:13,000 -Embeth... -Ooh...! 210 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,600 are you busy? 211 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,720 My phone is ringing. 212 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:16,840 -Oh. -Hello? 213 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:19,519 Oh... it's a delivery, um... 214 00:11:19,519 --> 00:11:22,919 have you guys arrived? Yes. No, I'm coming. 215 00:11:22,919 --> 00:11:25,480 We'll chat later... Chat later... 216 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,919 Yes I'm coming, I'm coming. 217 00:11:47,639 --> 00:11:49,720 -Mommy! -My baby! 218 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,120 I'm so sorry... 219 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,039 I was about to call you back, how're you doing? 220 00:11:53,039 --> 00:11:56,120 Um, fine, fine... how are you my boy? 221 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,399 Ah, good, good. 222 00:11:57,399 --> 00:12:00,080 You know the bush is my favourite place on earth, so... 223 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:02,200 it's going well. We're having fun. 224 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,000 Lots of hard work. 225 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,200 That's so good... how's your Afrikaans? 226 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,320 Well... 227 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:11,240 The dogs bark, the cats meow, and... 228 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,399 degrees of comparison. 229 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:16,600 How're you doing, Mums? 230 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,320 Uh, well, uh... 231 00:12:18,639 --> 00:12:21,120 My boy, I've got some bad news. 232 00:12:21,519 --> 00:12:23,200 Oh, no. What's wrong, Mom? 233 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,399 It's... it's the cancer... 234 00:12:26,399 --> 00:12:27,600 I need to go back. 235 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,000 I thought the medical aid would cover the... 236 00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:32,279 Oh, no, Mommy. 237 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,000 Mommy, please, don't cry. 238 00:12:38,679 --> 00:12:40,000 I hate to ask you for money... 239 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,720 It's fine, please, just don't cry... 240 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,120 I'm so sorry... 241 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 Mom, it's okay. Listen, I've got it. 242 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,000 It's almost the end of the season and I'm gonna roll in the tips. 243 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000 You just focus on getting better and... 244 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,279 -Okay. -I'll sort out the rest, okay? 245 00:12:53,279 --> 00:12:54,519 -Thank you, thank you, my boy. -Mommy... 246 00:12:54,519 --> 00:12:57,240 -I'm so sorry. -It's okay, I've got you. 247 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,879 -Thank you, my baby. -We're together in this, remember. 248 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:03,240 -Okay. Thank you, Baby. -I love you, Mom. 249 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,120 -Is everything okay? -Yes, yes, everything's fine. 250 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,799 It was my Mom. 251 00:13:12,039 --> 00:13:14,679 Uh-huh! Yeah, yeah, yeah... 252 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,159 Shit! 253 00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:29,799 Enjoy the evening game drive, everyone. We'll see you at dinner. 254 00:13:29,799 --> 00:13:32,399 Have you perhaps seen my dog? His name is Chardonnay. 255 00:13:32,399 --> 00:13:35,879 Please call me if you see him. Just look in the bushes, you hear? 256 00:13:35,879 --> 00:13:38,000 When you're on the... And, you too, please. 257 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,279 You're supposed to be looking for my dog. 258 00:13:39,279 --> 00:13:41,840 -We are on it. -I hope so, it's been a week already! 259 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,120 Um... Sorry, ma'am. 260 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,200 -My dog is missing. -Oh, no! 261 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,440 -It's terrible, terrible! -I'm sorry. 262 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:48,799 A French Bulldog. 263 00:13:48,799 --> 00:13:50,799 If you see him, you know, he's supposed to be looking for my dog 264 00:13:50,799 --> 00:13:53,600 -Ma'am, we'll get him, okay? -Yeah, I hope so! 265 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,399 Thank you. Just phone me! 266 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,480 Okay, lovely people! 267 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,600 Let's make our way to the vehicles, please! 268 00:14:44,399 --> 00:14:46,919 Just keep your hands in the vehicle at all times, 269 00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:49,440 please, ladies and gents, and make sure... 270 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,120 you don't fall out. 271 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,840 In the old days, it was different. 272 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,480 Guests, staff... it didn't matter. 273 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,720 Now you just look the wrong way and HR wants to see you. 274 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,720 Calm down, Boomer. 275 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,679 Next you're going to tell us, um... 276 00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,399 the vaccine gives us 5G. 277 00:16:12,399 --> 00:16:13,799 But it does! 278 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,799 Don't you watch the videos I send you? 279 00:16:15,799 --> 00:16:17,679 Don't listen to Grandpa. 280 00:16:17,679 --> 00:16:19,120 Go for the weak and sick, 281 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,799 it's the best technique. 282 00:16:20,799 --> 00:16:22,320 Remember, the ugly birds 283 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,840 also need to be taken care of. 284 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,039 No, I think one must just be a little more flexible. 285 00:16:26,679 --> 00:16:29,840 -Just, go where the wind blows. -Pardon me? 286 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,519 Yeah... this one swings both ways. 287 00:16:33,519 --> 00:16:35,080 Little carpet-muncher. 288 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,879 Bloody greedy if you ask me. 289 00:16:36,879 --> 00:16:39,600 You can also do it. If you want to. Don't be jealous. 290 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,600 So how do you do it? 291 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:44,799 How do I do, what? 292 00:16:44,799 --> 00:16:47,519 Well, do you approach the men and the lesbians the same? 293 00:16:47,519 --> 00:16:48,840 Okay... 294 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,000 Okay, Stoffel. 295 00:16:51,399 --> 00:16:53,039 So... 296 00:16:53,799 --> 00:16:57,799 straight men feel intimidated by strong women, right? 297 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:00,799 They want to be the hunter. The lion. 298 00:17:00,799 --> 00:17:04,640 So, you play the little antelope and laugh at their shit jokes 299 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,240 and say, "Yes, that is a Kudu", 300 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,400 when you know that it's a Nyala. 301 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:12,960 Okay... 302 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,400 And what about the lesbians? 303 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,279 This I want to hear. 304 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,279 Um, so you approach the girls 305 00:17:19,279 --> 00:17:22,599 with more of an alpha personality. 306 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,920 Yes? You let them feel... 307 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,400 a little hopeless without you, 308 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,200 and then, before they know it, 309 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,000 they'll do anything for you. 310 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,480 But... you can also do anything to them. 311 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,599 Too much effort for too little reward. 312 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:41,200 Trust me... 'hunt a grunt' is a guaranteed shag. 313 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,720 Albie... quickly say, 314 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,480 'Three trains ride on three rusty tracks'. 315 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,839 Three trains... ugh, fuck off man! 316 00:17:46,839 --> 00:17:50,279 Now, if you can't even say that, how can you give Stoffkop sex advice? 317 00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:53,039 It's better than 'Xena: Warrior Princess' over here. 318 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,799 She's more bark, than bite. 319 00:17:55,279 --> 00:17:56,759 Stoffel... 320 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,240 if you want to hunt something in the wild 321 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,799 rather listen to the big game hunters. 322 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,039 Like me. 323 00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:06,640 I'm Wimbledon. 324 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,119 Them... 325 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,519 -they're Padel. -What's he saying there? 326 00:18:10,519 --> 00:18:12,440 You smell like Nesquik. 327 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,839 Listen to 'Captain One Inch' here. 328 00:18:14,839 --> 00:18:17,480 Listen, for every guest you bag... 329 00:18:17,799 --> 00:18:19,920 -I'll bag three. -Is it? 330 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,200 -Wanna put money on it? -Uh, I will so... 331 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,200 put money on it... with love. 332 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,519 Okay... 333 00:18:26,799 --> 00:18:28,839 -I have an idea. -Hmm? 334 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:34,720 Let's have a competition. Make things... 335 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,319 a little interesting. 336 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,319 -Yes? -What if... 337 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:44,200 we see who can bang the most guests, before the season ends. 338 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,880 -Huh! -The winner... 339 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:50,400 gets all the tips. 340 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,920 Whoa-ho-ho-ho! 341 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,920 No, I need that money for the quiet months. 342 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,880 Yes, but if you win, you'll get much more, 343 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,119 old Dagga Boy. 344 00:18:58,119 --> 00:18:59,519 I don't know... 345 00:18:59,519 --> 00:19:01,599 C'mon, are you chicken? Huh? 346 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,039 -Hey? -Man! 347 00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:04,400 Chicken, huh? 348 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,000 Old Dagga Boy. 349 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,319 Oh, fuck off, man! Jeez... 350 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,119 Huh? Are you in? 351 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,559 Fine. 352 00:19:20,079 --> 00:19:22,440 But you... will see your ass. 353 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,079 -And you? -Huh? 354 00:19:27,079 --> 00:19:29,680 Ready to bite and bark a little less? 355 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,119 Bring. It. On. 356 00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:34,480 Wait. Woah, woah, woah... 357 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,440 Okay, what are the rules and what counts as points? 358 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:39,000 Are we talking about; shake and shoot, clit flick, 359 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,720 gob job, eating out or... slide him in the hole? 360 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:45,400 Anything that you wouldn't do with your cousins... counts. 361 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,279 You'll need to be a little more specific... 362 00:19:47,279 --> 00:19:49,119 -No, come on Albie! -Gross, man! 363 00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:50,400 -What? -No... 364 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,640 -No small-town shit, please, man. -Yoh... 365 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,279 Okay, okay... 366 00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:57,000 We're going to need clarity on the rules. 367 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,799 I say... 368 00:19:58,799 --> 00:20:01,000 Anything that happens while you're naked. 369 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,799 -What about dry-humping? -No!!! 370 00:20:02,799 --> 00:20:04,720 Okay, fine! Don't scream at me. 371 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,599 Zips give me a dick burn, anyway. 372 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,799 Okay, well, we need to have an honesty system 373 00:20:08,799 --> 00:20:10,720 and no cheating. 374 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,720 Why're you looking at me? 375 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,880 Scout's Honour. 376 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,440 Well, in that case... 377 00:20:16,079 --> 00:20:17,680 I'm in. 378 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:21,200 And you? Young 'Stoffel-Offal'. Hmmm? 379 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,079 Ready to earn your stripes? 380 00:20:24,079 --> 00:20:25,599 Yep, finally time to 381 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,920 spread those wings, little hadeda. 382 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,680 So we can finally see what's in those pants... 383 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,079 literally. 384 00:20:31,079 --> 00:20:33,319 And who knows... maybe you'll earn your 385 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,119 radio name. 386 00:20:37,759 --> 00:20:39,359 Let's do sex! 387 00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:41,880 There you go! 388 00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:53,200 No. No, sorry. It's not my vibe. 389 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,240 Hey, you! You're in. You've got no choice. 390 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,799 -No way. -C'mon! 391 00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:00,200 Forget it. I can't. 392 00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:04,039 There's too much at stake. And, what if Anel catches us, huh? 393 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,440 -She'll fire us on the spot. -Then don't get caught. 394 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,839 -But, what about... -Embeth is so not interested! 395 00:21:10,839 --> 00:21:12,720 But, gee whiz, dude. 396 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,160 Do you know what will get her attention on you? 397 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,759 Hmm? 398 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,000 What? 399 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,920 When she sees you flirting with all the other girlies 400 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,200 in your short, short khakis, brother. 401 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,880 -Uh-huh! -Nothing makes a girl more keen 402 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,119 than a man, she knows she can't have. 403 00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:32,079 -Truth! -Right, Nicola? 404 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,720 I've been caught that way many times. 405 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,039 -Come on, guy. -C'mon! 406 00:21:43,039 --> 00:21:44,799 How many of your cheesy romance moves 407 00:21:44,799 --> 00:21:47,119 got you into a relationship already, huh? 408 00:21:49,839 --> 00:21:51,960 -Zero. -Exactly! 409 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,559 Come on, man! 410 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,839 It's high time that she chases after your ass now. 411 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,920 You understand? 412 00:22:01,799 --> 00:22:03,200 Come on! 413 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,319 -Yeah, ok fine! I'll do it. -Yes! 414 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,799 But... I'm still going to try and win her heart. 415 00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:13,519 Watch me! 416 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,200 Okay... 417 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,680 Then everything's in place. 418 00:22:17,079 --> 00:22:19,440 Come. Everyone, hands together. 419 00:22:20,279 --> 00:22:22,599 We're making this official. 420 00:22:24,799 --> 00:22:26,279 Let's make this season... 421 00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:29,039 one that we'll never forget. 422 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,480 Now, on three... 423 00:22:31,799 --> 00:22:34,960 we all say our favourite sex positions. 424 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,559 One. Two. Three! 425 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:38,519 Donkey! 426 00:22:38,519 --> 00:22:40,319 -What? -What? Huh? 427 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,680 -It's when you donkey. -What the fuck? 428 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,440 -It's not a thing. -It's a thing. 429 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,079 To the King of Khaki! 430 00:22:49,079 --> 00:22:51,720 Er, no, no, no...! To the Queen of Khaki. 431 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,599 Hear, hear! 432 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,759 97... 433 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,559 98... 434 00:22:59,559 --> 00:23:01,160 99... 435 00:23:01,559 --> 00:23:03,160 100. 436 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,079 Marco... 437 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,000 you can do this. 438 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,759 Nope. 439 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,400 Ooh! Naughty. 440 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,039 You fucking biscuit. 441 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,240 So, how's your first couple of weeks on the job? 442 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,839 Have you found your footing? 443 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,720 I don't think I stand a chance of winning this competition. 444 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,440 Give it a chance. You still have time. 445 00:24:56,839 --> 00:24:58,440 Can I give you a little advice? 446 00:24:58,839 --> 00:25:00,440 Ranger to ranger. 447 00:25:00,839 --> 00:25:02,839 I'd be honoured. 448 00:25:03,319 --> 00:25:04,880 Surely, you must know by now, 449 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,240 that all the guests visiting here, 450 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,599 don't just come here to see the wildlife. 451 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,920 So, what for then? 452 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,039 Have you ever heard of 'Khaki Fever'? 453 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,920 Is that what you get when a Tsetse fly bites you? 454 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,799 Way more deadly. And there's no vaccine for it. 455 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,000 I'm not following, Albie. 456 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,839 Okay, look around you. 457 00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:28,079 Do you see it? Half of the guests already have it. 458 00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:29,960 Hmmm! 459 00:25:31,039 --> 00:25:34,240 -Nuh-uh... -It's the uniform, Stoffel! 460 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,440 It makes the guests fuck-frantic. 461 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:38,799 Like this bad boy I'm wearing? 462 00:25:38,799 --> 00:25:41,799 Haha! No, no, no. This uniform, 463 00:25:42,599 --> 00:25:43,880 is wearing you. 464 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,839 You look like MC Hammer in those balloon shorts. 465 00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:48,799 I mean, just look at Daniel. 466 00:25:48,799 --> 00:25:51,599 He's shrink-wrapped in those shorts. 467 00:25:51,599 --> 00:25:54,000 Word on the street is, he uses an entire tub of Vaseline 468 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,799 every morning to slide himself into them. 469 00:25:56,799 --> 00:25:58,920 Albie, that's impossible. Do you know how much Vaseline costs these days? 470 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,400 Hey, hey, hey! Look! Look! Look! 471 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,400 Look at that little treat. 472 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,000 Her fever is running high. 473 00:26:05,799 --> 00:26:08,319 Yeah... Who doesn't want to show some leg? 474 00:26:08,319 --> 00:26:10,039 I mean, it's the wilderness. 475 00:26:10,039 --> 00:26:11,720 -Show your meat. -Okay... 476 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,000 Look, it's a well known fact 477 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,599 that a ranger needs to show at least 15 cm of exposed thigh 478 00:26:15,599 --> 00:26:17,880 between their knee, and where their shorts begin. 479 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,920 The naked thigh is the gateway drug. 480 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:23,000 Look, its the same for Cobus and his goose... 481 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,480 Hmmm.... 482 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:28,079 The Khaki Fever is catching fire! 483 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,279 Look at me, Stoffel. I know you're new here. 484 00:26:33,279 --> 00:26:35,799 But, you're the one that needs to make it fun for yourself. 485 00:26:35,799 --> 00:26:37,680 And the same for your guests. 486 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,440 And, please don't listen to Daniel and Nicola. 487 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,079 They're Big Five hunters. 488 00:26:42,079 --> 00:26:44,400 They go for the trophies with the horns. 489 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:49,200 But, while they keep the prize-winning sows and studs busy... 490 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,160 the stragglers, at the back of the herd, 491 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,759 are all mine. 492 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,279 Like that 'Gold Digger' over there. 493 00:26:57,079 --> 00:26:58,720 Gross, girlie! 494 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,519 Mark my words, as soon as she's 495 00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:02,400 out of that tracksuit, she'll churn you 496 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,400 till you make butter. 497 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,200 What about Marco? He's just standing there. 498 00:27:10,599 --> 00:27:12,039 Never mind... 499 00:27:12,039 --> 00:27:14,279 He's a romantic. Lost case. 500 00:27:14,279 --> 00:27:16,839 I would give anything to have his potential. 501 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,720 You see, that's what you get for wanting to 'make love'. 502 00:27:23,039 --> 00:27:27,000 Righto... Come, it's time to load the guests. 503 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,079 Ooh! 504 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,279 Gross, girlie. 505 00:27:37,759 --> 00:27:39,440 Thembisa Lodge has lost a star. 506 00:27:41,319 --> 00:27:43,039 What? 507 00:27:43,559 --> 00:27:45,160 How? 508 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,160 A member of the Hotel Board pretended to be a guest, 509 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,759 went to stay there... 510 00:27:51,759 --> 00:27:54,039 and discovered a scorpion in her salad. 511 00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:56,960 You lie! 512 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,559 -Really? -Hmm! 513 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,839 There are spies everywhere. One could show up here any day. 514 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,200 One could've been here already. 515 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,680 Mom and Dad will turn in their graves if we lose a star. 516 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,319 After all their years of blood, sweat and tears 517 00:28:10,319 --> 00:28:12,480 to build the reputation of this place. 518 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,720 Oh, well... I think they're already rolling around 519 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,160 from all the debt they've left us. 520 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,759 That's not funny. 521 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,559 Dad would've laughed. 522 00:28:19,839 --> 00:28:21,440 If we lose a star... 523 00:28:22,079 --> 00:28:23,680 we'll need to drop our rates. 524 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:28,000 Then we'll be competing with Warmbaths and ATKV caravan parks. 525 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,640 -Nuh-uh. -We decided to bring you in 526 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,680 to prevent that from happening, so can you... 527 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,799 Oh, is that what 'we' decided? 528 00:28:35,799 --> 00:28:37,440 Okay. 529 00:28:38,799 --> 00:28:40,400 I have work to do. 530 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,440 Go check the salad for scorpions. Hmm? 531 00:28:48,559 --> 00:28:50,160 Please. 532 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,000 Stoffel... 533 00:29:00,519 --> 00:29:02,480 you are the cat's pyjamas... 534 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,000 The cat's whiskers... 535 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,039 The cool cat of this alley. 536 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,680 I... love it! 537 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,640 -Let's get this party started! -Whoo! 538 00:29:21,039 --> 00:29:23,480 Are you girls ready to see some big game? 539 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,079 -Yeah! -Yay! 540 00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:29,000 So... I have not yet asked you guys, 541 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,400 Where are you joining us from? 542 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,880 -Uh, we are from France. -Aah! Amazing. 543 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,119 Well, I am super excited 544 00:29:34,119 --> 00:29:36,279 to get to spend some time with you guys this week. 545 00:29:36,279 --> 00:29:39,000 Tell me, what is it that you guys are into? 546 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,319 -Uh... pardon? -I apologise, that's my mistake. 547 00:29:41,319 --> 00:29:43,200 Er, what is it that you guys would like to 548 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,039 -see in the bush? -The bush? 549 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:49,400 Er, yes, the bush. Er... 550 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,079 Birdwatching, perhaps? 551 00:29:51,079 --> 00:29:52,799 Or, what is it that you guys 552 00:29:52,799 --> 00:29:55,279 would like me to show you while you are here with us? 553 00:29:55,279 --> 00:29:58,200 Oh! You show my girlfriend and me your bush? 554 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,200 Oh, yes, yes! We love bush! 555 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,400 All the best with that one, Rosetta Stone. 556 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,680 Let's get in the vehicle. 557 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,279 Anel?! 558 00:30:07,079 --> 00:30:08,400 Anel. 559 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:12,000 For heaven's sake, please tell me you have news of my baby! 560 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,400 Um... 561 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,000 Ah! You know what? Daniel! 562 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,680 Can we please get an update on 563 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,640 -Char... donnay? -Ms van der Merwe... 564 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,839 how is it possible that you can look this good 565 00:30:22,839 --> 00:30:24,000 while you are mourning? 566 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,720 You are a vision! 567 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:27,200 Oh, er... thank you. 568 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:28,839 I have good news. 569 00:30:28,839 --> 00:30:32,519 One of our rangers saw Chardonnay on our security cameras. 570 00:30:32,519 --> 00:30:34,640 He's fighting fit and healthy... 571 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,400 Really? Where? 572 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,720 In the north of the reserve. 573 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,920 Looks like he's on his way back to the lodge. 574 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,440 We must just wait patiently. 575 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,200 No, no, no! I can't wait any longer. 576 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:44,720 We promise you, Magda. 577 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,720 Chardonnay will be back, on your lap, very soon. 578 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,000 Can I just ask you one question? 579 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,119 -Yes. -Do you eat chicken? 580 00:30:51,119 --> 00:30:52,640 -What now? -Do you eat chicken? 581 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:53,720 Well, yes, but what has it got to do-- 582 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,839 Well, grab a wing! 583 00:30:55,839 --> 00:30:58,200 -Okay, then... -There you go. 584 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,119 No, but wait. I think I should rather stay. 585 00:31:01,119 --> 00:31:03,240 -In case Chardonnay comes back. -Oh, no, no, no! 586 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,279 I'll personally welcome him, 587 00:31:05,279 --> 00:31:07,920 and then, Embeth and I will take him directly to the spa. 588 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:11,200 -Yes. -Okay, sure, you've convinced me. 589 00:31:11,799 --> 00:31:13,119 -Come. -Come, come, come! 590 00:31:13,119 --> 00:31:14,240 -Enjoy it. -Thanks. 591 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,000 -Bye. -Safely now, safely... 592 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,400 Ah, there you go, there you go... 593 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,680 Okay... ah, Magda... 594 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,599 I have a brilliant plan! 595 00:31:21,599 --> 00:31:23,039 Nicola's actually taking this French party 596 00:31:23,039 --> 00:31:24,440 to the north side of the reserve. 597 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,000 -Maybe you'll see... -Ah, perfect! 598 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,599 Chardonnay understands French 599 00:31:29,599 --> 00:31:32,039 and they can help me call for him. It's a sign! 600 00:31:32,039 --> 00:31:33,240 -It must be! -Wait, wait... 601 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:34,400 Aunty... Aunty Magda, 602 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,880 we're actually going on a very intense hiking trail 603 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,200 and I'm not so sure if you'd be up to it. 604 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,880 -Ugh... -It's perfect! 605 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,200 We'll just walk till where they last saw him. Shame, 606 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,079 Magda, you've been locked up in the lodge for so long... 607 00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:48,599 -Yes! -A little walk will be good for you! 608 00:31:48,599 --> 00:31:50,480 -Alright, then, thanks! Help me up. -That's it! 609 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,319 -There you go. Are you in? -Thank you! Just a little more. 610 00:31:53,319 --> 00:31:55,480 Okay... there you go. 611 00:31:58,119 --> 00:32:00,279 Listen, I can't whistle, but... 612 00:32:00,279 --> 00:32:02,000 Swit-swoo! 613 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,799 Have you done something different with your hair? 614 00:32:04,359 --> 00:32:05,960 Looks pretty. 615 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,279 -What was that? -Huh? 616 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,240 -What was that? -It was... 617 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,799 Embeth... 618 00:32:17,799 --> 00:32:19,400 Was that everyone... 619 00:32:26,039 --> 00:32:27,640 Well, Fritz... 620 00:32:28,039 --> 00:32:30,240 it looks like it's just you and me. 621 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,440 -Do you see these little tracks? -Yes. 622 00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:45,480 They can be one of two things... either a caracal... 623 00:32:46,039 --> 00:32:48,519 -or a baby leopard. -Agh, cute. 624 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,920 Okay... ladies! 625 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,519 -Let's do this! -There's a giraffe! 626 00:32:53,519 --> 00:32:55,799 I love giraffe! 627 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,000 Hi Gi-Gi! 628 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,920 -Hiii! -Marco, Marco... 629 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:02,400 we want to skinny-dip. 630 00:33:04,319 --> 00:33:07,400 Do you know the sex position of a rattlesnake? 631 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,720 Marco is an elephant! 632 00:33:14,799 --> 00:33:16,519 Look, look, look, look! 633 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,000 Where did you say you're from again? 634 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,200 -Chardonnay! -Chardonnay! 635 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:27,599 Chardonnay! 636 00:33:27,599 --> 00:33:29,519 Chardonnay-nay! 637 00:33:29,519 --> 00:33:31,319 Come back to Mummy! 638 00:33:31,319 --> 00:33:35,000 So, we just wanna try and keep the sound down a little bit guys, 639 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,599 otherwise we're gonna scare away all of the animals, okay? 640 00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:39,799 But I'm calling my dog! 641 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,200 Chardonnaaaaaaaay! 642 00:33:45,599 --> 00:33:47,279 -First time in the bush? -Yeah! 643 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,519 Oh, shit. 644 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,039 Come on, man! 645 00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:03,400 So... what are we going to do? 646 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,079 Well... 647 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,239 I can think of a few things... 648 00:34:12,599 --> 00:34:16,199 Trompie and his ragtag crew... 649 00:34:16,199 --> 00:34:17,880 with scuffed-up shoes... 650 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,679 and a frog in his bag. 651 00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,199 And that's how this old lady got her name. 652 00:34:24,079 --> 00:34:26,519 Uh... just a seccy. 653 00:34:29,679 --> 00:34:31,280 So, this... 654 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,199 -is my favourite spot. -It's beautiful. 655 00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:36,800 Well, while I set up... 656 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,199 go settle in. 657 00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:39,840 I'll be with you in a seccy. 658 00:34:49,519 --> 00:34:51,119 Aah...! 659 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:52,800 Here you go, 660 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,920 my beautiful porcelain doll. 661 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,639 -Careful! -Oh, stop with that! 662 00:34:56,639 --> 00:34:58,480 You don't even know what I look like. 663 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,519 Well I can see by your bone structure, 664 00:35:00,519 --> 00:35:02,599 you've got a body that can move a deep-freeze. 665 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,599 -Be careful, Aunty... -That's it. 666 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,880 Oui, oui! 667 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,400 Oui! 668 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:16,000 Okay, guys... let's just have a quick safety talk before we get going. 669 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,400 So we are going to be walking... 670 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,800 in that direction. 671 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,480 And then we're gonna do a big loop around 672 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,199 and we're gonna end up right back here, okay? 673 00:35:25,199 --> 00:35:27,480 Aunty? Hello! Yes, sorry... 674 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,519 Um, I think we need to stop a bit with the salmon bites, 675 00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:34,039 because there's a lot of animals in the area that also like... salmon. 676 00:35:34,039 --> 00:35:36,599 But, my Chardonnay could be starving. 677 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,679 And he loves salmon bites. 678 00:35:38,679 --> 00:35:41,199 Yes! Yes, I see that. But, Aunty... 679 00:35:41,199 --> 00:35:43,800 you know, lions also like salmon bites. 680 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,840 No, no, no! They're not here now. They're not... 681 00:35:46,159 --> 00:35:49,199 they're not here right now. But, we also don't want to lure them. 682 00:35:49,199 --> 00:35:51,320 -Oh! Yes! -Okay. Nice! 683 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,000 -Alright then. -Ok, great! Are we ready, guys? 684 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,519 Let's... head off! 685 00:35:55,519 --> 00:35:58,519 And, please guys just always keep your eyes on the ground, okay? 686 00:35:58,519 --> 00:36:00,400 Just, be aware of our surroundings. 687 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,239 Chardonnaaay...! 688 00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:09,840 Be careful. I know it looks like spinach plants, 689 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,000 but you would be very, very wrong over here. 690 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,000 Get yourself a nice coffee. 691 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,000 They tell me it's 'wünderbahn'. 692 00:36:17,159 --> 00:36:18,760 Stoffel! 693 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:20,440 Come here. 694 00:36:26,119 --> 00:36:28,599 I see they haven't made things easy for you, hey? 695 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,840 Speaking of... I have a question. 696 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,000 Speak, I'm all ears. 697 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,639 Look, Albie, despite my appearance... 698 00:36:37,639 --> 00:36:39,199 I have never... 699 00:36:42,519 --> 00:36:44,800 -You know! You know... -What? 700 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,719 Slept with a tourist? 701 00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:49,719 It's the same as driving on the other side of the road. 702 00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:51,800 Without reading the road signs, of course. 703 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,440 What? 704 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,199 No, no, it's not that! 705 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,800 I've never... 706 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,039 I've never 'copulated' before. 707 00:37:06,039 --> 00:37:08,920 No! Sweet yeast infection, gross man, fuck! 708 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,199 And you never will if you keep on using that word, Stoffel. 709 00:37:16,199 --> 00:37:18,719 Ok, so you haven't popped your cherry yet. 710 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,079 What have you done? 711 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,320 Church camp. Four years ago. Sex, drugs, rock 'n roll, 712 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,639 before you knew me. I was a different person. 713 00:37:30,639 --> 00:37:33,639 Marlie, with the red hair, arrives at bow and arrow class. 714 00:37:33,639 --> 00:37:35,840 And, just as I drew my bow back, she walks in behind me 715 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,679 and my elbow touches her left breast. 716 00:37:38,199 --> 00:37:40,079 -Tit-Grab. Horny! -Yes! 717 00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:43,760 Yes, and then what? 718 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,559 That's all. 719 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,000 Ok, so we're starting at ground zero. 720 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,800 Okay, Stoffel... um... 721 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,440 I've already told you about... 722 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,320 the power of the khakis, right? 723 00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,079 and you're a smart boy, you know the bush. 724 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,719 Okay, well, I know about how animals mate. 725 00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:04,199 Okay, so let's take... birds, for example. 726 00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:05,679 A peacock. Peacocking. 727 00:38:05,679 --> 00:38:07,679 So, the male peacock is beautifully built. 728 00:38:07,679 --> 00:38:10,199 He does that whole striptease spectacle 729 00:38:10,199 --> 00:38:12,800 to impress the drab, dowdy female. Right? 730 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,320 Yes, for his right to mate, for the survival 731 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,000 of the species. 732 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:19,880 What? 733 00:38:20,199 --> 00:38:23,239 No! To fuck, Stoffkop! 734 00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:26,920 But, why? 735 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,599 Because it's enjoyable? 736 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,679 Because it's enjoyable! 737 00:38:36,679 --> 00:38:38,239 It was right in front of me this whole time! 738 00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:40,840 Okay, okay, this is great. Do you have other tips? 739 00:38:41,559 --> 00:38:43,159 Um... 740 00:38:43,159 --> 00:38:45,400 Yes, um... I... 741 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,920 don't use deodorant. 742 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,599 Yup, all natural. 743 00:38:48,599 --> 00:38:50,480 To build up my pheromones. 744 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,079 Smell here. 745 00:38:52,519 --> 00:38:54,480 Yep. Nature's Old Spice, papi! 746 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,800 See, you must first build up your scent. 747 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,599 Before a woman sees you... 748 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,480 she must smell you first. 749 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,000 My goodness. 750 00:39:13,679 --> 00:39:15,480 Because it's enjoyable. 751 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,440 Chardonnay! 752 00:39:26,679 --> 00:39:28,280 Chardonnay-nay! 753 00:39:28,679 --> 00:39:31,079 Auntie, can you please keep quiet for a bit? 754 00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:32,880 -Chardonnay! -For now, please? 755 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,239 -Chardon-- Aah! -Oh fuck! Okay... 756 00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:37,440 Sorry, guys. Sorry, sorry. 757 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,840 -Auntie Magda! -Owww! 758 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,320 Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming! 759 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:42,599 -Oooh! -Fuck! 760 00:39:42,599 --> 00:39:44,679 Okay, I'm here! I'm here, I'm here...! 761 00:39:44,679 --> 00:39:46,840 -Aaah! -Okay... let's see... 762 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,320 -Oh, fuck! -Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry! 763 00:39:50,559 --> 00:39:52,159 Okay, let's... 764 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,400 Er... it's Nicola. 765 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,400 Please tell me someone's nearby? 766 00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,159 We're just here around the koppie. Over. 767 00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:03,440 Breathe in through the... 768 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,280 Embeth for Nicola, how can I help? Over. 769 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:11,079 Er, Auntie Magda sprained her ankle badly on our-- 770 00:40:11,079 --> 00:40:13,199 It's broken! It's broken...! 771 00:40:13,199 --> 00:40:16,079 Auntie Magda might have broken her ankle on our walk. 772 00:40:16,079 --> 00:40:18,719 Um... so, she urgently needs to be taken back to the lodge. 773 00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:21,599 Please just tell me there is someone nearby. Over. 774 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,800 So, all the other rangers are back, but Stoffel is still there. Over. 775 00:40:26,599 --> 00:40:28,840 Hello? This is Stoffel! 776 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,519 I'm on my way. Over. 777 00:40:31,199 --> 00:40:32,920 Did I say over? Over. 778 00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:35,880 Stoffel! You... legend! 779 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:37,920 Great! Okay, we'll see you now. 780 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,480 Okay, over. 781 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,119 -There you go! -It's really broken. 782 00:40:42,119 --> 00:40:44,000 Okay, Aunty, we'll see. 783 00:40:53,599 --> 00:40:56,519 Oy! Mrs van der Merwe! 784 00:40:57,679 --> 00:40:59,320 What did you guys do? What happened? 785 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,199 It's okay, relax. 786 00:41:01,199 --> 00:41:03,639 It's just a bad sprain. It's okay she'll just need 787 00:41:03,639 --> 00:41:06,400 a couple nice ice packs, right? 788 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:07,800 I think I'll need a wheelchair. 789 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,199 -No. -No. No, Aunty. 790 00:41:09,199 --> 00:41:10,719 Stoffel is here. Aunty is going to be okay. 791 00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:12,800 We're going to get ice, bandage you up... safely. 792 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,199 Thank you, Stoffel. 793 00:41:14,199 --> 00:41:15,440 -Permission to touch? -Yes! 794 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,800 There you go... 795 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,079 Come, let's go. One! Two! Three! 796 00:41:20,079 --> 00:41:22,039 -Ooh! Oww! -That's it! 797 00:41:22,039 --> 00:41:24,440 Come on... It's day one. 798 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,320 How the hell are you already in the lead? 799 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,719 What can I say, old bull... 800 00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:31,599 if you've got it... 801 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,639 -then you've got it. -Yoohoo! 802 00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:37,920 -Daniel! -Cindy, what's up? 803 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,039 I was hoping that you could help me. 804 00:41:42,039 --> 00:41:43,800 -What's wrong? -So... 805 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:46,119 there's a animal in my room, and... 806 00:41:46,119 --> 00:41:48,000 I'm just, too scared to go in alone. 807 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,039 Oh no, we can't have that. Not on your big weekend. 808 00:41:51,039 --> 00:41:53,119 Want me to see if I can come catch it? 809 00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:56,119 Oh, I'd really appreciate that, Dan-Dan! 810 00:41:56,119 --> 00:41:57,719 Sure thing. 811 00:41:58,199 --> 00:42:01,000 Excuse me. Number Two is calling. 812 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,400 Hey! 813 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,840 Anel! No bleeding. Two centimetres of swelling of the right ankle. 814 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,199 -I know. -It's completely broken! 815 00:42:13,199 --> 00:42:15,000 You've already said so, no need to repeat yourself. 816 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,800 Hold the door, please. 817 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,480 -Slowly, slowly. -That's it. 818 00:42:19,199 --> 00:42:21,039 -I have it. I have it. -There you go, Aunty. 819 00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:22,400 -Thank you! -Watch out when it closes. 820 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,840 -Aah! -Thank you. Okay... Wait, wait! 821 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,559 I'm so thirsty. 822 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,400 So... a lot of drama for one day, hey? 823 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,599 Chardonnay! Chardonnay! 824 00:42:39,519 --> 00:42:41,519 She is... insane. 825 00:42:41,519 --> 00:42:43,400 So crazy, you have no idea. 826 00:42:45,199 --> 00:42:48,440 So, is this your guys, er, first time in Africa? 827 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,280 -Uh, we've always wanted to visit. -So beautiful. 828 00:42:52,039 --> 00:42:54,000 And what is it that you guys do in France? 829 00:42:54,599 --> 00:42:56,920 Er... We, um... 830 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,039 we make shows. 831 00:42:59,039 --> 00:43:00,480 For the internet. 832 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,639 Okay, cool! Yeah, like movies? 833 00:43:03,639 --> 00:43:06,000 -Yes! Like movies. -Amazing! 834 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,119 I have actually been in a show. 835 00:43:08,119 --> 00:43:10,920 Yeah, yeah, it was called 'Boer Soek 'n Vrou'. 836 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,800 Maybe you guys have heard of it? 837 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:14,480 -Er, no. -No... 838 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,599 No, maybe it just didn't get to France. 839 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,400 What's the name of the movies you guys make? 840 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:22,599 Maybe I've seen one or maybe I can go and watch one. 841 00:43:22,599 --> 00:43:25,480 They... don't really have, er... 842 00:43:26,119 --> 00:43:27,800 names...? 843 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,119 Ooh... 844 00:43:32,119 --> 00:43:34,599 Okay, I see what you're laying down. 845 00:43:35,079 --> 00:43:37,400 -Like, porn? -Uh, porno, yeah. 846 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,000 Respect. 847 00:43:39,639 --> 00:43:41,239 So, er... 848 00:43:42,199 --> 00:43:43,840 Er, do you like? 849 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:45,880 Porn? 850 00:43:47,119 --> 00:43:48,880 Er... yeah! 851 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like a lot of different things. 852 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:56,039 -You know, female... male... female. -So... 853 00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:01,000 -you like? -Mmm... I like. 854 00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:07,159 Do you like? 855 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,000 That's beautiful. 856 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,559 Yes... I do. I like. 857 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,079 Damnit! 858 00:44:24,039 --> 00:44:25,639 Cobus? 859 00:44:26,639 --> 00:44:28,519 Er... I... I'll be there just now! 860 00:44:30,519 --> 00:44:33,000 Get up man! Come on! Don't leave me hanging now. 861 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,599 C'mon! 862 00:44:45,079 --> 00:44:48,119 Cobus, what's going on? Are you okay? 863 00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:50,119 Everything is picture perfect! 864 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:55,440 Hey. 865 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,440 Are you okay? 866 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,719 Yes! Can't you see? Hmm? 867 00:45:06,159 --> 00:45:07,760 How's it, ladies? 868 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,320 So, are you guys having the time of your lives? 869 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,039 Ah, that's great to hear. Um... 870 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,480 All clear! 871 00:45:26,199 --> 00:45:27,599 Yeah, I, um... 872 00:45:27,599 --> 00:45:29,199 actually... 873 00:45:29,199 --> 00:45:30,599 I heard it by the bed. 874 00:45:30,599 --> 00:45:32,239 Oh yeah? Under here? 875 00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:35,119 I... I think by the... side table. 876 00:45:38,039 --> 00:45:40,039 It looked very big. 877 00:45:40,039 --> 00:45:41,440 Two arms... 878 00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,039 and bendy... 879 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,800 -Was it this? -Hmm-mm... yeah... 880 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,840 This looks very dangerous, ma'am. 881 00:45:49,199 --> 00:45:50,599 Too dangerous. 882 00:45:50,599 --> 00:45:53,000 I don't think it'll be safe for me to leave you alone with this. 883 00:45:59,079 --> 00:46:00,480 Aah, whoops! 884 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,480 Fuck... me, Marelize. 885 00:46:18,559 --> 00:46:20,159 Aah...! 886 00:46:21,519 --> 00:46:23,800 You know, my mother always told me... 887 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,800 that, er... real beauty comes from within. 888 00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:30,400 So, er... let's unwrap this package! 889 00:46:34,639 --> 00:46:37,039 -I don't know if I should... -Oh, shhhh... 890 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,480 My Plaster-Pigeon. 891 00:46:41,079 --> 00:46:42,639 Don't worry... 892 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,440 Daddy's a professional. 893 00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:50,320 No dessert before dinner. 894 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,960 Pumba for Pride Rock... 895 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:15,559 write up those points! 896 00:47:19,199 --> 00:47:20,760 Hello. 897 00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,360 Just enjoy it. 898 00:47:23,599 --> 00:47:25,400 You smell like the veld and the flowers... 899 00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,000 Slower, slower. 900 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,519 -Hold it. Hold it. -Fuck, you're pretty! 901 00:47:28,519 --> 00:47:29,639 -Oh, fuck, I'm gonna shoot! -Hold it! 902 00:47:29,639 --> 00:47:31,039 -You need to go slower. -Marco! 903 00:47:31,039 --> 00:47:32,760 Fuck, fuck, oh...! 904 00:47:51,159 --> 00:47:52,760 Stop! Stop... 905 00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:57,199 Do not panic. It's those fucking salmon bites. 906 00:47:58,199 --> 00:48:01,239 Shh... shh... shhh! Stop breathing. 907 00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:04,000 We are going to, very slowly... 908 00:48:04,599 --> 00:48:07,480 get up... Okay? Great... Go... 909 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:15,800 -Putain! -Shhh... Stop it. Shut up. 910 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,000 -Shhh.... Shhh... -Shhhhh... 911 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,440 -Don't! -Shhhhh... 912 00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,199 Stop the fucking hissing! 913 00:48:21,199 --> 00:48:23,840 Okay, on the count of three 914 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:25,320 we are going to start 915 00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,199 backing away very fucking slowly. 916 00:48:28,199 --> 00:48:29,559 Copy that? 917 00:48:29,559 --> 00:48:31,159 Okay. 918 00:48:31,559 --> 00:48:33,159 One... 919 00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:35,960 Two... 920 00:48:36,679 --> 00:48:38,280 Three. 921 00:48:52,199 --> 00:48:53,800 Go, go, go, go! 922 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,280 Oh! 923 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,760 Whoo! 924 00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:14,039 -Daniel, think rattlesnake. -Rattlesnake. 925 00:49:14,039 --> 00:49:15,400 Rattlesnake! 926 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:18,360 Yes, Daniel! Hah! Ooh! 927 00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:19,960 -Whoo! -Yeah! 928 00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:36,480 Sorry, man. It's never happened before. 929 00:49:37,079 --> 00:49:40,320 It's just work stress. It was a long season, you know? 930 00:49:40,679 --> 00:49:43,880 I'm used to it. Most of my exes were old. 931 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,440 So, it's really not a big deal. 932 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,920 No! No, no, no! It's... it's just work stress. 933 00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:58,960 Hmmm... 934 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,519 I trust that you will keep things 935 00:50:01,519 --> 00:50:03,599 very discreet. 936 00:50:03,599 --> 00:50:05,039 of course. 937 00:50:05,039 --> 00:50:07,039 You, my lady, are going to make your husband 938 00:50:07,039 --> 00:50:08,880 a very happy man. 939 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:12,199 And, Daniel, you made me a very happy girl. 940 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,079 There you go, Danger Ranger. 941 00:50:17,639 --> 00:50:19,239 Shhh. 942 00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:29,199 Wow, about time. 943 00:50:29,199 --> 00:50:31,920 Wait... they were away for how long? 944 00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:33,800 And this? 945 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,639 Okay, no, fine. 946 00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:41,360 -Don't laugh too hard. -Reception is that way! 947 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,440 This I wanna hear. 948 00:50:56,199 --> 00:50:58,239 New uniform, space-cake? 949 00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:01,280 Well, gents, all that I can say is that it got a little... 950 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,599 ferocious, but, um... 951 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,199 two points in the bag! Up yours. 952 00:51:06,559 --> 00:51:08,159 Whoah-ho! 953 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,400 Wait, wait, wait... Where's ol' Stoffkop? 954 00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,239 I don't know, he's probably showing Fritz his... er, the birds. 955 00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:19,480 And what about you, huh? 956 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:23,599 Phew! Let's just say she's now the... maid of... 957 00:51:24,079 --> 00:51:25,679 dishonour. 958 00:51:25,679 --> 00:51:27,719 -Ooh, you rascal! -Sis... 959 00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:29,199 This looks good on you, mate. 960 00:51:29,199 --> 00:51:31,000 -Huh? -Hmmm? 961 00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,360 Uh-huh? 962 00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,079 Uhh... 963 00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:02,199 Right... One for Albie! 964 00:52:02,559 --> 00:52:04,159 For ol'... 965 00:52:04,159 --> 00:52:05,440 'Plaster-Pigeon'! 966 00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,920 There you go! There you go! There you go! 967 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,599 There it is, my bro. You know it already. 968 00:52:10,599 --> 00:52:12,199 One for Albie... 969 00:52:12,199 --> 00:52:13,800 One... 970 00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,320 two... Wow! 971 00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,639 -For Daniel. -You slut. 972 00:52:18,639 --> 00:52:20,239 -Lah-lah! -Hmm... 973 00:52:20,639 --> 00:52:22,239 Hup-aah...! 974 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:26,960 So, we have a couple for Nicola. 975 00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:28,639 Haaah...! And what about you, Uncle? 976 00:52:29,039 --> 00:52:30,519 Hmm? How's it going with the child-bride? 977 00:52:30,519 --> 00:52:32,639 Did you give her tuck shop money yet? 978 00:52:33,679 --> 00:52:35,000 Yes. 979 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,280 And she cleaned out that tuck shop, thank you very much. 980 00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,360 -Fair enough. -Check out old 'Hang-Ball'! Hah! 981 00:52:41,559 --> 00:52:44,199 -This Uncle still has some steam. -Ooh! 982 00:52:44,199 --> 00:52:46,599 -Who's next? -Here. 983 00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,679 Okay, okay, okay, show us! 984 00:52:49,679 --> 00:52:51,280 Here she comes... 985 00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:54,519 Uh-huh! 986 00:52:54,519 --> 00:52:56,000 Uh-huh... 987 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,599 Hmmm! Not bad. 988 00:52:58,639 --> 00:53:00,199 -Ouch! -Oooh! 989 00:53:00,199 --> 00:53:01,679 -No, no, no, -wait a minute, 990 00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:04,320 wait a minute, wait a minute! Nice try, brah. 991 00:53:04,679 --> 00:53:06,679 Let's quickly be honest. 992 00:53:06,679 --> 00:53:08,280 -Hmm! -Please. 993 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,320 While you were overindulging on 994 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,880 one small slice of wedding cake... 995 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,239 I was making my way through the bridesmaids, brah. 996 00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:20,320 Hehe! Put it there! My boy! 997 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,440 What's that smell?! 998 00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:29,840 It's you, man. Close your legs! 999 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,239 -Is this drain clogged again? -Lelelelelelele! 1000 00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:33,920 -For fuck sakes! -Lelelelele... hee! 1001 00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,679 -Yoh, hey? -Phwoar! 1002 00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,000 What you're smelling there... 1003 00:53:38,599 --> 00:53:40,920 is pure Stoffel-Stench! 1004 00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:44,880 A combination of sweat, Brylcreem, and confidence. 1005 00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:46,000 Fucking hell, Stoffel... 1006 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,599 I can see your religion through those pants. 1007 00:53:47,599 --> 00:53:50,039 That's it! Elbows on high... 1008 00:53:50,039 --> 00:53:51,880 Hadeda claw!!! 1009 00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,400 Looks to me Hadeda has finally earned his feathers. 1010 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:58,079 Neat. Don't listen to this bunch. 1011 00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,320 They're just scared you might take the whole game. 1012 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,239 Yep, just like Hansie Cronje said... 1013 00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:04,840 "The devil made me do it". 1014 00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:07,559 What? 1015 00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:09,960 Good morning! 1016 00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:11,559 Welcome, welcome. 1017 00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:16,719 -Morning! -Good morning. 1018 00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,400 -Wait, wait, wait. Can you see? -Yes! 1019 00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,000 That big bird right there. 1020 00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:23,519 -It's a Kori bustard. -The one with the really thick neck? 1021 00:54:23,519 --> 00:54:25,199 That's the one. 1022 00:54:26,519 --> 00:54:28,400 -Daniel! -Wooh! 1023 00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:51,480 Whoopsie-daisy! 1024 00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:53,840 You sound wonderfully cheerful! 1025 00:54:56,199 --> 00:54:57,719 Oofh! 1026 00:54:57,719 --> 00:54:59,239 Freda... 1027 00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:00,800 rika... you... 1028 00:55:01,199 --> 00:55:03,159 -freak! -Uh! Ahh! 1029 00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:09,559 Thank you, Aunty. 1030 00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:15,599 You really do look like someone who... 1031 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,400 knows how to get the job done. 1032 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,440 Harder, harder! 1033 00:55:34,079 --> 00:55:35,679 Hey, Marco! 1034 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,800 -Hey! -I, um... 1035 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,320 I saw an Olive Bushshrike yesterday. 1036 00:55:42,559 --> 00:55:44,159 Oh...? 1037 00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:45,960 That's really cool. 1038 00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:47,559 Right? 1039 00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:59,400 Chardonnay! 1040 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,400 Chardonnay! 1041 00:56:05,159 --> 00:56:07,000 Chardonnay! 1042 00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:14,679 Chardonnay! 1043 00:56:20,599 --> 00:56:23,079 It's always like a Lucky Packet... you never know what you're gonna get. 1044 00:56:23,079 --> 00:56:24,199 Love it, brah. 1045 00:56:24,199 --> 00:56:26,840 I think it was a box of chocolates... 1046 00:56:28,199 --> 00:56:29,800 -Good day, miss. -Good day. 1047 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:32,679 Welcome to Zalisa lodge. May I escort you to check-in? 1048 00:56:32,679 --> 00:56:34,840 -Yes, you may. -Let's go. 1049 00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:44,400 There you go, Stoffel. Kick it in the ass. 1050 00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:51,599 Hello, ladies. My name is Stoffel. But, you can just call me 1051 00:56:51,599 --> 00:56:53,519 Stoffel. Couple things about me... 1052 00:56:53,519 --> 00:56:55,599 I'm a Libra... I like sausage dogs 1053 00:56:55,599 --> 00:56:58,519 and I'm legally obligated to tell you that I'm on the spectrum. 1054 00:56:58,519 --> 00:57:01,639 I'm gonna be here to make your stay as comfortable as possible 1055 00:57:01,639 --> 00:57:03,239 and I really only have the one question... 1056 00:57:04,079 --> 00:57:05,559 do you guys like chicken? 1057 00:57:05,559 --> 00:57:07,119 -Chicken? -Yes. 1058 00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:09,239 Grab a wing, then! 1059 00:57:10,119 --> 00:57:11,840 Huh? Yeah. 1060 00:57:15,199 --> 00:57:17,599 -Ms de Klerk. -Good morning. 1061 00:57:17,599 --> 00:57:19,480 Good morning, and welcome to the lodge. 1062 00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:21,079 Cobus... 1063 00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:22,599 I'd like to introduce you to Cobus. 1064 00:57:22,599 --> 00:57:24,800 He's our most experienced ranger. 1065 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:27,000 -And, he'll show you around. -Pleased to meet you, Ms de Klerk. 1066 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,599 -May I take your luggage? -That'll be kind of you, thanks. 1067 00:57:29,599 --> 00:57:31,280 Follow me, please. 1068 00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:41,320 Looks lovely, thank you. 1069 00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:43,480 Of course, never hesitate to contact any of us. 1070 00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:47,039 If you can't find me, find any ranger. Call me on my walking-talkie. 1071 00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:49,679 And, um, yeah, I think you're going to enjoy it here. 1072 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,079 Look at the view! 1073 00:58:00,559 --> 00:58:02,159 -Stunning. -Oooh! 1074 00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:05,400 Hah! That's my cue to leave. 1075 00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,239 -No! -Why is that? 1076 00:58:07,239 --> 00:58:09,039 Oh, 'cause that's the sound of a Go-Away bird. 1077 00:58:09,039 --> 00:58:10,519 A 'Go-Away bird'? 1078 00:58:10,519 --> 00:58:12,000 Yeah! Basically we have a bird 1079 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,920 that's called the Go-Away bird in English 1080 00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:15,800 'cause it sounds like it's saying 'go away!' 1081 00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:17,679 And in Afrikaans, we call it the 'Kwêvoël' 1082 00:58:17,719 --> 00:58:19,679 'cause it sounds like it's saying 'kwê'. 1083 00:58:19,679 --> 00:58:21,280 Take a listen with me. 1084 00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:25,559 Go-away! 1085 00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:29,039 Kwê! 1086 00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:33,000 Must be something wrong in the English translation 1087 00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,159 because, to us it sounds like it's saying... 1088 00:58:35,159 --> 00:58:36,760 Stay any day! 1089 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,599 Stay any day! 1090 00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:40,320 'Stay any day!' 1091 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:42,599 Okay, okay, no I guess I can kind of hear it. 1092 00:58:42,599 --> 00:58:44,679 Look at you slaying, hey. 1093 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:47,039 Well, why don't you come by later? 1094 00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:49,199 Come teach us some more things. 1095 00:58:49,199 --> 00:58:50,800 After dinner. 1096 00:58:52,199 --> 00:58:53,800 Oh, you mean... 1097 00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:55,960 Wow, hahaha! 1098 00:58:57,199 --> 00:58:58,760 Wow, I didn't think... 1099 00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:00,360 So quick, so fast... 1100 00:59:00,639 --> 00:59:03,639 Wow, yeah... today... after six o' clock 1101 00:59:03,639 --> 00:59:05,199 if we... I'll skip the yoghurt. 1102 00:59:05,199 --> 00:59:07,119 You know what, it's my logistical problem... 1103 00:59:07,119 --> 00:59:08,880 I'm gonna make it work. 1104 00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:10,800 For now, quickly gonna go-away! 1105 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,719 And, er, later I'll catch you by the vehicle 1106 00:59:12,719 --> 00:59:15,199 and we can, er... dinner. 1107 00:59:15,679 --> 00:59:17,800 -Or stay-any-day! -Stay-any-day! 1108 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:19,559 -No? -Not a bird. Hah! 1109 00:59:19,559 --> 00:59:21,159 Cute. 1110 00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:25,400 -Oooh! -Are you guys very busy? 1111 00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:29,000 Yes, yes, this time of year is our busiest season. 1112 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,280 You chose a good time for your stay with us. 1113 00:59:31,800 --> 00:59:34,880 It's going to be a lovely day when the sun eventually comes out. 1114 00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:36,400 There you go, Ms de Klerk! 1115 00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,880 Here we are at the Kingfisher Suite. 1116 00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:40,920 Please let me know if there's anything I can do you for. 1117 00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:42,800 Well you can start by calling me Claudette. 1118 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,199 -I feel old enough, thank you. -Ah, that'll be the day! 1119 00:59:45,719 --> 00:59:48,599 -Er... I'm Cobus. -Nice to meet you. 1120 00:59:48,599 --> 00:59:51,400 Claudette. Then I'll see you later on the game drive. 1121 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:54,199 -I can't wait. -Me neither. 1122 01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:04,960 Anel! 1123 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:09,639 -Anel?! -Er, ma'am. I'm over here. 1124 01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:14,679 -Do you need help? Can I... Jean! -No! No! 1125 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,880 -Er, come let me... -I've had up to here... 1126 01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:19,000 and no further! 1127 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,320 And, do not tell me you saw him on a camera 1128 01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:23,079 because I'm not falling for that story again! 1129 01:00:23,079 --> 01:00:25,239 Ma'am... I can assure you, we're doing all we can-- 1130 01:00:25,239 --> 01:00:27,199 -Don't lie to me! -Shhhh... 1131 01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:29,440 -Don't you shush me! -No, I... 1132 01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:31,039 No! Uh-uh! 1133 01:00:31,039 --> 01:00:33,000 If you people aren't going to do anything 1134 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,039 I will, with crutch and all, 1135 01:00:35,039 --> 01:00:37,199 -go into the bush, myself! -Or, you know what? 1136 01:00:37,199 --> 01:00:39,119 What if I take you back to the spa 1137 01:00:39,119 --> 01:00:41,079 and, and this time, it's on the house, and-- 1138 01:00:41,079 --> 01:00:44,800 No... No, I don't want my skin scraped off again. 1139 01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:46,880 That woman's hands are like sandpaper. 1140 01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:49,039 It feels like I've been dragged behind a bakkie! 1141 01:00:49,039 --> 01:00:51,599 -Oh, ma'am, I-- -Don't ma'am me! 1142 01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,920 I'm going to my room now... 1143 01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:55,400 to put my wine... 1144 01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,679 my foot... on some ice 1145 01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,440 Oh! It's you. 1146 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:06,440 Can you arrange with them to bring my dinner to my room, please? 1147 01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:07,800 Of course, ma'am. I'll make it happen. 1148 01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:10,199 Oh, and I still meant to say... 1149 01:01:10,199 --> 01:01:11,840 -my eggs this morning... -Yes? 1150 01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:14,119 for breakfast, were so... 1151 01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:16,880 dry! 1152 01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:18,920 Tragic. 1153 01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:21,639 We... we are... so sorry, ma'am. It won't happen again. 1154 01:01:21,639 --> 01:01:23,239 Yes... yes... 1155 01:01:25,559 --> 01:01:27,199 Goodness gracious. 1156 01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:30,719 Don't pay her any mind. She's just missing her mutt. 1157 01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:32,559 Mm-hmm. 1158 01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:35,360 -Are you okay? -Nuh-uh 1159 01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:38,480 The pool is leaking. 1160 01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:41,280 From that time with the hippos. And, er... 1161 01:01:42,039 --> 01:01:45,000 It's going to wipe out the savings account. 1162 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,920 It's going to be fine. It's going to be fine, it's always fine. 1163 01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:49,800 We'll figure it out. Think about Mom and Dad. 1164 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,440 We aren't quitters. 1165 01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:56,199 -Scorpion bite! -You know I'm ticklish, 1166 01:01:56,199 --> 01:01:57,639 don't do that. 1167 01:01:57,639 --> 01:01:59,840 What? Are you scared of a little... scorpion bite! 1168 01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:01,760 Stop it, man! 1169 01:02:02,119 --> 01:02:04,320 For goodness' sake, how old are you? Grow up! 1170 01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:07,599 I'm... sorry, I was just trying to-- 1171 01:02:07,599 --> 01:02:09,000 What!? 1172 01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:10,800 Mmm? 1173 01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:13,400 You just wanted to keep on playing games?! 1174 01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:15,360 Games? 1175 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,000 Is that what you think of me? 1176 01:02:20,199 --> 01:02:23,239 Is that...? Why am I still here, Anel? 1177 01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:25,360 I don't know. 1178 01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:29,840 Hopefully, you'll learn a few new skills. 1179 01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:32,119 So that you can get a job 1180 01:02:32,119 --> 01:02:35,119 that you actually can keep for the first time in your life. 1181 01:02:35,119 --> 01:02:37,400 -Take that back! -Ow! That was my tit! 1182 01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:39,199 You'll give me cancer! 1183 01:02:39,199 --> 01:02:40,639 Well, then at least something will be happening in your life, for once. 1184 01:02:40,639 --> 01:02:42,719 Oh, fuck off, man! 1185 01:02:42,719 --> 01:02:45,320 With love! You know? With love. 1186 01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:47,960 And you know what? 1187 01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:50,280 I like my eggs dry. 1188 01:02:50,639 --> 01:02:52,199 Dry, and fucking boring! 1189 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,000 And you know what else is boring? 1190 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,639 And dry? 1191 01:02:56,639 --> 01:02:58,679 Your beaver, Anel! 1192 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,920 At least I know what I want. 1193 01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:06,960 Hey, Embeth? 1194 01:03:08,639 --> 01:03:10,519 You have no clue what you want. 1195 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,599 And Mom and Dad knew that too. 1196 01:03:18,639 --> 01:03:20,320 Shit. 1197 01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,119 And Aunty Betsie is coming with me to the hospital... 1198 01:03:25,599 --> 01:03:27,079 and everything is going to be fine. 1199 01:03:27,599 --> 01:03:28,880 I love you, Baby. 1200 01:03:29,519 --> 01:03:31,000 Oh... er... it's Mommy. 1201 01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:35,599 -Hello boys. -Oh, hey! 1202 01:03:35,599 --> 01:03:37,199 -Hey! -Hey... 1203 01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:39,559 No way! 1204 01:03:39,559 --> 01:03:42,239 No, wait, wait, wait! What, where, how? 1205 01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:44,840 Dagga Boy. Just pulled in. 1206 01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,599 Long trunk! 1207 01:03:47,639 --> 01:03:50,079 Okay, chill, please. 1208 01:03:50,559 --> 01:03:52,000 'Cause the next bus 1209 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,679 of tourists, is still going to bring me a lot of points. 1210 01:03:54,679 --> 01:03:57,119 -Not if I get them first. -That money is mine. 1211 01:03:58,679 --> 01:04:01,639 Your game not as strong as you thought, buckaroo? 1212 01:04:01,639 --> 01:04:03,519 And the season is almost over. 1213 01:04:05,639 --> 01:04:07,119 -Khoki... -Huh! 1214 01:04:07,119 --> 01:04:09,000 -No. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 1215 01:04:09,719 --> 01:04:13,000 Sunstroke is not the only stroke that bunch of Brits got. 1216 01:04:14,599 --> 01:04:16,280 -Uhh! Uhh... -Ooh! 1217 01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:18,199 I had to be careful around the blisters, 1218 01:04:18,199 --> 01:04:20,519 but that sex was literally... 1219 01:04:21,239 --> 01:04:23,800 -Uhh! On fire. -Disgusting. 1220 01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:25,239 Albie, you're so gross. 1221 01:04:25,679 --> 01:04:27,320 And now, butt plug? 1222 01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:28,880 Why the long face? 1223 01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:32,000 Nah, it's nothing. I just have a... 1224 01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:33,920 headache that won't leave me alone. 1225 01:04:34,719 --> 01:04:36,880 Listen, you need to get your head in the game fast 1226 01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:39,639 because you have fuck all points, literally... 1227 01:04:39,639 --> 01:04:42,000 nil. Okay? Focus! 1228 01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:44,800 I know, I know, but, I think that's just the problem. 1229 01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:47,599 Those two girls are looking for a sip of Stoffel. 1230 01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,679 What, those bush penguins that you took to the waterhole? 1231 01:04:50,679 --> 01:04:53,519 Nah, look, go get yourself some headache pills from my bathroom. 1232 01:04:53,519 --> 01:04:55,599 You can't let this opportunity pass you by. 1233 01:04:55,599 --> 01:04:57,239 Okay, thank you. 1234 01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,599 I'm gonna need it. 1235 01:05:44,599 --> 01:05:47,199 For peak performance and stamina. 1236 01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:10,400 Yeah, they're pretty animals, hey? 1237 01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:15,400 -Yes, so pretty. -Look at the babies. 1238 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:19,599 Look at that one eating leaves and trees and things over there! 1239 01:06:19,599 --> 01:06:21,039 -Wow. -Stunning. 1240 01:06:21,039 --> 01:06:22,679 Amazing, yeah. 1241 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,639 Beautiful. 1242 01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:28,360 No... 1243 01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:31,440 No. 1244 01:06:38,119 --> 01:06:40,320 Do you... mind? 1245 01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:42,480 Not at all. 1246 01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:50,039 Beautiful. 1247 01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:51,880 Gin and tonic. 1248 01:06:52,599 --> 01:06:54,199 -Thank you! -My pleasure. 1249 01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:05,840 Mommy's on her way, my baby. 1250 01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:20,719 It's an absolute scorcher here today! 1251 01:07:29,239 --> 01:07:31,440 What the hell is happening? 1252 01:07:33,599 --> 01:07:35,280 Don't worry. 1253 01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:37,199 Everything's under control. 1254 01:07:49,239 --> 01:07:51,000 Is everything okay? 1255 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,480 Engine's just on a quick smoke break. 1256 01:08:00,199 --> 01:08:02,880 -You sure you don't need help? -No, no, you stay there! 1257 01:08:03,159 --> 01:08:04,719 Don't stress! 1258 01:08:04,719 --> 01:08:06,599 Looks like the... 1259 01:08:06,599 --> 01:08:08,960 compressor just needs... some attention. 1260 01:08:14,119 --> 01:08:15,920 Let's get you ladies back to the waterhole and... 1261 01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:18,520 go enjoy a sunset. Just five more minutes here. 1262 01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:38,319 Please join me for a drink, ladies! 1263 01:08:39,319 --> 01:08:41,600 -Hey! Gin and tonics? -Good evening! 1264 01:08:42,399 --> 01:08:43,760 Thank you. 1265 01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:45,359 Enjoy! 1266 01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:51,319 What the fuck's going on? Is it malaria? 1267 01:08:52,159 --> 01:08:53,760 What the hell is wrong with you? 1268 01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:57,399 -Fucking hell! -Holy shit! 1269 01:08:58,119 --> 01:09:00,840 I was in your room looking for headache pills. 1270 01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:02,000 Yes, and? 1271 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,600 I found your blue pills and I thought, you know... 1272 01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:08,399 -And, now... -And, now you can drill for oil. 1273 01:09:09,199 --> 01:09:11,199 I just thought it would get me in the mood a little, 1274 01:09:11,199 --> 01:09:13,039 it's my first time... a little, oomf. 1275 01:09:13,039 --> 01:09:15,800 Hmm! Yes, and how many did you take? 1276 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:20,439 Three halves. 1277 01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:21,880 -Three...? -What? 1278 01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:22,960 -Blue pills? -Three whole ones, 1279 01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:24,399 three wholes ones, I took three wholes ones! 1280 01:09:24,399 --> 01:09:26,880 Aah! Okay, now it makes sense. 1281 01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:29,039 Cobus, it's not funny! 1282 01:09:29,039 --> 01:09:30,439 No, it's hilarious. 1283 01:09:30,439 --> 01:09:32,319 Cobus, Cobus, you have to help me. 1284 01:09:32,319 --> 01:09:34,119 I can't die like this. What will my mom say? 1285 01:09:34,119 --> 01:09:35,479 The coffin won't be able to close! 1286 01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:37,600 -Relax, bro! -Calm down, relax. Relax. 1287 01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:39,840 You just need to ride this wave until it's out of your system. 1288 01:09:40,199 --> 01:09:42,640 -You don't have to stress. -Cool. 1289 01:09:43,079 --> 01:09:45,039 You guys have taken three before, so... 1290 01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:47,800 Fuck, no. One is enough. 1291 01:09:51,399 --> 01:09:52,920 There you go. Just a little. 1292 01:09:54,199 --> 01:09:57,239 It's doesn't feel far removed from a heart attack, you know? 1293 01:09:58,159 --> 01:09:59,760 I can taste my heartbeat! 1294 01:10:04,239 --> 01:10:07,800 Well, well, if you hear anything in the evenings don't be alarmed. 1295 01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:09,600 It's the lions. 1296 01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:11,960 It's probably just that time of the season, you know? 1297 01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:13,560 Um... 1298 01:10:14,079 --> 01:10:17,000 Yeah, so please let me know if you need anything... 1299 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:19,800 I'll quickly show you where your room is. 1300 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:38,880 "You're the sunrise and the sunset. 1301 01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:41,880 The smell of the rain on the highveld. 1302 01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:44,119 If you were a bird... 1303 01:10:44,119 --> 01:10:46,720 you'd be a Ground Hornbill. 1304 01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:48,279 Rare and pretty... 1305 01:10:48,279 --> 01:10:51,119 my kind, bushveld maiden. 1306 01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:55,079 As the seasons come and go, is there one thing that remains... 1307 01:10:56,079 --> 01:10:59,000 the feeling I get when I see you. 1308 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:03,399 My only wish is that you'll one day see... 1309 01:11:04,039 --> 01:11:06,199 that you and I are meant to be." 1310 01:11:29,439 --> 01:11:32,800 Albie coming 'round the mountain when he comes... 1311 01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:35,039 Do you have another in the can, Albatross? 1312 01:11:35,039 --> 01:11:36,279 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 1313 01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:38,199 Put her on the list. 1314 01:11:38,199 --> 01:11:40,600 And who was the victim this time? 1315 01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:42,720 The epileptic from earlier. 1316 01:11:43,479 --> 01:11:45,800 Fucking hell, was it messy. 1317 01:11:46,319 --> 01:11:48,600 Like a pitbull eating oatmeal... ugly, 1318 01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:50,680 but so beautiful. 1319 01:11:51,399 --> 01:11:53,199 Where are you off to? 1320 01:11:53,199 --> 01:11:55,039 I'm on my way to the dam. 1321 01:11:55,039 --> 01:11:56,399 Need to clear my head. 1322 01:11:56,399 --> 01:11:58,600 -Looking for some quiet after today. -Yeah, yeah... 1323 01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:00,199 Don't we all need it? 1324 01:12:00,199 --> 01:12:02,439 Hm-mm! And, get yourself some rest, you hear? 1325 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,479 Yep! 1326 01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:08,520 Albie coming 'round the mountain when she comes... 1327 01:12:09,199 --> 01:12:12,119 Albie coming 'round the mountain, Albie coming 'round the mountain... 1328 01:12:14,439 --> 01:12:16,840 -Cobus! -Er, Claudette? 1329 01:12:18,159 --> 01:12:19,760 Come join me. 1330 01:12:20,239 --> 01:12:21,840 Sure. 1331 01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:29,680 -Lovely evening tonight. -Hmm, very. 1332 01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:37,840 So... how was the rest of your day? 1333 01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:39,119 Did you go on the sunset safari? 1334 01:12:39,119 --> 01:12:41,920 Hmm... it was incredible. I saw a leopard! 1335 01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:43,600 -No! Really? -Yes, can you believe it?! 1336 01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:46,000 How lucky can one girl be? 1337 01:12:59,199 --> 01:13:01,199 Just listen to that. 1338 01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:04,239 It's unbelievable, huh? 1339 01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:06,479 Hm-mm... 1340 01:13:12,399 --> 01:13:14,000 May I ask you something? 1341 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:16,600 Of course. 1342 01:13:18,399 --> 01:13:20,039 Do you enjoy working here? 1343 01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:24,000 Yes. I mean, I'm living the dream. 1344 01:13:24,159 --> 01:13:25,760 I can see it. 1345 01:13:27,239 --> 01:13:28,880 Don't take this the wrong way 1346 01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:31,800 but, I was just wondering, you're much older than the other rangers. 1347 01:13:32,399 --> 01:13:34,239 What are you still doing here? 1348 01:13:34,239 --> 01:13:36,319 Well, er... the bush is in my blood. 1349 01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:38,399 And I... reckon... 1350 01:13:38,399 --> 01:13:40,840 every herd probably needs an older, wiser one 1351 01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:43,079 to show the younger ones how it's done. 1352 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,840 Makes me think of that story about a herd of young elephants... 1353 01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:49,239 that caused chaos at a reserve. 1354 01:13:49,239 --> 01:13:51,520 They trampled fences and trees, 1355 01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:54,800 attacked cars, even tried to mate with some of the rhinos. 1356 01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:57,239 -What? Are you being serious? -Yes. 1357 01:13:57,920 --> 01:14:00,039 Yes, a few of the rhinos didn't make it. 1358 01:14:00,039 --> 01:14:01,399 Oy... 1359 01:14:01,399 --> 01:14:03,840 So, then, they brought in an old bull. 1360 01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:05,239 An elephant bull. 1361 01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:07,720 And suddenly their behaviour changed overnight. 1362 01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:11,199 He taught them how to behave and 1363 01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:13,079 disciplined them a little. 1364 01:14:14,239 --> 01:14:16,239 Like a mentor to them. 1365 01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,720 So, you reckon it's my job to teach the youngsters here 1366 01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:22,439 -not to get frisky with 'rhinos'? -No! 1367 01:14:22,439 --> 01:14:25,119 No! No! It's definitely not... 1368 01:14:25,119 --> 01:14:26,640 how I meant it! 1369 01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:28,800 How do you know all these things? 1370 01:14:30,680 --> 01:14:32,000 I'm a bush girl. 1371 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,720 -I know the veld. -Is that so? 1372 01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:35,399 -Hmm! -Hmmm... 1373 01:14:41,119 --> 01:14:42,520 I think that's a hippo. 1374 01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:44,680 Yeah, yeah... Yes, they... That's how they grunt. 1375 01:14:48,159 --> 01:14:49,760 Hey...? 1376 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:51,600 What's that? 1377 01:14:54,279 --> 01:14:55,880 I have no idea. 1378 01:15:01,359 --> 01:15:02,960 Thank you for this opportunity. 1379 01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:05,159 Give me strength. 1380 01:15:05,439 --> 01:15:07,199 Make it look and sound cool. 1381 01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:09,600 And let it be everything I've ever dreamed of. 1382 01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:12,359 Thank you, Bush. 1383 01:15:14,359 --> 01:15:15,960 I'll make you proud. 1384 01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:24,119 Hello. Ha ha! 1385 01:15:24,119 --> 01:15:26,640 -Hello! -Hello. 1386 01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:28,920 You guys look... really nice. 1387 01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:31,479 -We're ready for you... -Ooh-whoah! 1388 01:15:32,199 --> 01:15:33,800 One button! 1389 01:15:50,039 --> 01:15:51,640 I'm so sorry. I thought... 1390 01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:54,560 Oh? 1391 01:15:57,560 --> 01:15:59,159 Ooh! 1392 01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:02,159 Hello. 1393 01:16:05,079 --> 01:16:06,840 Ooh, that's nice. 1394 01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:14,359 That's the tickle-corner, there! 1395 01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:23,800 Stoffel is out for the night. Tell everyone. 1396 01:16:25,159 --> 01:16:26,760 Hey, hey! Here he comes! 1397 01:16:28,720 --> 01:16:30,800 Here comes the aeroplane!. Yay! 1398 01:16:31,479 --> 01:16:33,119 Careful with the foreskin! 1399 01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:38,000 I'll be damned. 1400 01:16:39,359 --> 01:16:40,960 Oh, yeah... 1401 01:16:41,279 --> 01:16:42,920 Eat it like a lamb chop. 1402 01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:45,880 Aah! What? 1403 01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:47,479 Go behind. 1404 01:16:54,359 --> 01:16:55,960 This is my World Cup. 1405 01:16:57,720 --> 01:16:59,319 Goodness gracious! 1406 01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:04,279 Wow... 1407 01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:11,359 Aah! 1408 01:17:11,359 --> 01:17:12,880 Oh? 1409 01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:14,439 Wow! 1410 01:17:14,439 --> 01:17:16,039 Not what I imagined... 1411 01:17:16,039 --> 01:17:18,840 Ahh! Ooh! It's warm! 1412 01:17:24,600 --> 01:17:26,960 Think of a song, it makes the rhythm... 1413 01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:29,520 Stoffel is on a mission! 1414 01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:32,000 Yes! I like it! Yaaah! 1415 01:17:36,279 --> 01:17:38,600 What... the hell? 1416 01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:41,479 Ooh! 1417 01:17:45,319 --> 01:17:47,399 Yes, the train is gonna arrive! 1418 01:17:47,399 --> 01:17:49,079 It's unbelievable! 1419 01:17:49,079 --> 01:17:51,159 I don't think I've ever heard the bush so lively! 1420 01:17:51,159 --> 01:17:52,800 Me neither... 1421 01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:56,600 Hah-hah! 1422 01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,600 Attention, please. 1423 01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:05,239 Yes? 1424 01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:07,920 -Hey! Okay, okay! -Ol' Stoffel. 1425 01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:09,359 -Ol' Stoffkop! -Hey! 1426 01:19:09,359 --> 01:19:10,960 Let's see. 1427 01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:14,600 -What's going on here? -Hey, Stoffel! 1428 01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:17,840 Jeez! That's a long one. 1429 01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:19,319 -Okay, okay... -Yes, Stoffkop! 1430 01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:21,079 YEAH!!! 1431 01:19:22,359 --> 01:19:23,880 WHOOAAAH!!! 1432 01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:25,119 Yeah! Take that! 1433 01:19:25,119 --> 01:19:26,439 Take that! 1434 01:19:26,439 --> 01:19:28,039 And for you! 1435 01:19:28,159 --> 01:19:29,680 Yoh, guy! 1436 01:19:29,680 --> 01:19:31,159 -Nice, Stoffel! -Whoah! 1437 01:19:31,159 --> 01:19:33,399 -You Stoff-Storm! -Yeah-hey! 1438 01:19:33,399 --> 01:19:35,399 Wait, wait, wait! Anybody else? 1439 01:19:36,079 --> 01:19:37,399 Er... 1440 01:19:37,399 --> 01:19:39,399 No, nothing this side. 1441 01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:42,319 More for little Stoffel! 1442 01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:55,640 Stoffel! Stoffel! Stoffel! 1443 01:19:55,640 --> 01:19:57,800 Stoffel! Stoffel! 1444 01:19:59,960 --> 01:20:01,560 Gross... 1445 01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:16,000 Hmm... new guest list? 1446 01:20:16,199 --> 01:20:17,720 Let's have a look... 1447 01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:23,359 That's perfect. 1448 01:20:24,439 --> 01:20:26,600 No, fuck that. Nuh-uh! 1449 01:20:26,600 --> 01:20:28,600 Daniel will be in tit heaven. 1450 01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:30,399 He'll be swimming in the tits. 1451 01:20:31,119 --> 01:20:33,000 Not today. 1452 01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:39,079 Hi! Hi, is this Mrs Wilken 1453 01:20:39,079 --> 01:20:41,800 from Busty Babes Model Agency? 1454 01:20:42,319 --> 01:20:43,920 Hi... 1455 01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:47,119 This is Anel speaking from Zalisa Lodge... 1456 01:20:49,319 --> 01:20:51,079 I slept marvellously I don't know about you? 1457 01:20:57,880 --> 01:20:59,000 Splendid! 1458 01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:00,680 ...hundred percent Eiderdown... 1459 01:21:05,119 --> 01:21:06,399 Remember to ice your back, okay? 1460 01:21:07,039 --> 01:21:09,000 -Goodbye. -Goodbye. 1461 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:11,840 I, er... trust you enjoyed your stay with us, Claudette? 1462 01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:14,399 I did, indeed, Cobus. 1463 01:21:14,399 --> 01:21:17,399 In that case, please leave us a good review? 1464 01:21:17,399 --> 01:21:19,000 The best. 1465 01:21:19,199 --> 01:21:20,800 Bye... 1466 01:21:22,359 --> 01:21:23,960 See you again. 1467 01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:28,199 Right! Straight to the airport. 1468 01:21:28,199 --> 01:21:30,119 No! Wait! 1469 01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:35,000 Enjoy your time in Lost Angeles! 1470 01:21:38,159 --> 01:21:39,760 Okay, tell me everything. 1471 01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:41,680 Are you ready to give me all your money? 1472 01:21:42,319 --> 01:21:43,840 You're just two points ahead of me. 1473 01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:46,279 Dude, we still have one last group to go. 1474 01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:49,000 -Hmm... -I can overtake you in one day. 1475 01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:51,560 If I were you... 1476 01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:53,600 I wouldn't be so certain. 1477 01:21:54,359 --> 01:21:55,960 What do you mean? 1478 01:21:56,479 --> 01:21:57,840 -Never mind, listen. Shhh. -What? 1479 01:21:57,840 --> 01:21:59,840 Um, attention, please. 1480 01:22:00,359 --> 01:22:01,680 So... 1481 01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:03,520 unfortunately, we've had a sudden cancellation 1482 01:22:04,399 --> 01:22:07,920 from a considerable group of guests, which naturally 1483 01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:09,399 is quite a huge disappointment, but... 1484 01:22:09,399 --> 01:22:11,439 the good news is, that we still have 1485 01:22:11,439 --> 01:22:13,399 this other big group booking. 1486 01:22:13,399 --> 01:22:16,039 Even though it's a bit of a special one.... 1487 01:22:16,039 --> 01:22:19,319 Um... As you all know, we're a LGBTQI 1488 01:22:19,319 --> 01:22:21,279 friendly lodge. 1489 01:22:21,279 --> 01:22:24,680 And that means we treat all our guests with the same respect 1490 01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:26,880 -and kindness. -Hear, hear! 1491 01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:28,399 -Therefore... -Sorry! 1492 01:22:28,399 --> 01:22:30,319 It is our great privilege 1493 01:22:30,319 --> 01:22:32,720 to welcome the Gay Rugby World Cup champions 1494 01:22:32,720 --> 01:22:36,000 as they come to celebrate their victory at ours. 1495 01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:37,399 What makes the rugby gay? 1496 01:22:37,399 --> 01:22:38,600 The Try Guys... 1497 01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:41,000 have booked the whole lodge for the entire weekend. 1498 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:43,439 And I trust that you'll make their time with us 1499 01:22:43,439 --> 01:22:46,000 as enjoyable as possible. They have a large following online, 1500 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:49,640 and I would love to attract more of the pink dollar next season. 1501 01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:52,239 Any sign of the mutt? 1502 01:22:52,239 --> 01:22:53,359 -Nope. -No. 1503 01:22:53,359 --> 01:22:54,920 -Nee, Anel. -Not yet. 1504 01:22:54,920 --> 01:22:58,079 Fine! Please keep an eye out for him on your... 1505 01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:00,159 game drives. 1506 01:23:00,439 --> 01:23:02,439 -For sure, Anel. -Will do. 1507 01:23:02,439 --> 01:23:04,039 That's all. 1508 01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:11,600 Yes. It's obvious that we have a winner now. 1509 01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:13,119 Well, I told you so. 1510 01:23:13,119 --> 01:23:16,279 Hey, Bucko, you should've gone for those aunties yesterday. 1511 01:23:16,279 --> 01:23:18,600 What are you gonna do now? The season is almost over. 1512 01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:20,600 What about the staff? It counts, right? 1513 01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:24,000 No, no, no! The only two you haven't gotten to yet, are Anel and Embeth, 1514 01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:26,600 and that's not happening and I'll fucking promise you now 1515 01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:28,560 this boundary, is never getting crossed again. 1516 01:23:28,560 --> 01:23:30,159 Fuck! 1517 01:23:30,159 --> 01:23:32,680 Dude! Chill man. 1518 01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:34,199 The whole thing was your idea. 1519 01:23:34,199 --> 01:23:35,760 And you knew what was at stake. 1520 01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:37,359 -Hm-mm! -Yes. 1521 01:23:38,239 --> 01:23:40,680 -Oh, come now, man. -Daniel! 1522 01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:57,560 Nicola! Game... 1523 01:23:57,560 --> 01:23:59,159 on! 1524 01:24:00,239 --> 01:24:01,840 What? 1525 01:24:03,600 --> 01:24:06,279 Wait, wait, wait... Is he going to...? 1526 01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:10,399 But, but how...? 1527 01:24:11,439 --> 01:24:14,159 Soggy Marie!!! Soggy Marie!!! 1528 01:24:14,159 --> 01:24:15,760 Soggy Marie!!! 1529 01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:23,560 Soggy Marie!!! 1530 01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:25,520 Soggy Marie!!! 1531 01:24:25,520 --> 01:24:27,119 Soggy Marie!!! 1532 01:24:29,079 --> 01:24:32,000 Ouch! My balloon knot. 1533 01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:44,119 Gentlemen! Welcome to the lodge. 1534 01:24:44,319 --> 01:24:45,880 Er, congratulations on your achievement! 1535 01:24:45,880 --> 01:24:48,239 -Thank you, very much. -How was your ride? 1536 01:24:48,239 --> 01:24:50,319 Yeah, a bit of a rough one, but-- 1537 01:24:50,720 --> 01:24:53,039 Well! Sounds to me you guys are ready for an 1538 01:24:53,039 --> 01:24:55,119 afternoon game drive with me, boys. Huh? 1539 01:24:57,159 --> 01:24:58,760 Yes please! 1540 01:24:59,840 --> 01:25:01,439 Okay! 1541 01:25:01,439 --> 01:25:03,720 Then hold on tight to your jockstraps, boys! 1542 01:25:03,720 --> 01:25:07,000 -We're gonna ride! -Fuck the jockstraps... 1543 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:09,000 You, I'll bend like a warm Fizzer. 1544 01:25:16,520 --> 01:25:19,800 Soggy Marie!!! 1545 01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:34,359 Almost in the chutney! 1546 01:25:34,359 --> 01:25:35,960 I'm coming now, just a little thirsty. 1547 01:25:36,479 --> 01:25:38,000 Here comes the man. 1548 01:25:38,840 --> 01:25:40,239 Yeah, no... 1549 01:25:40,239 --> 01:25:41,800 getting a little dirty with the boys. 1550 01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:43,600 How's it looking there? 1551 01:25:43,600 --> 01:25:45,000 It's going fucking great. 1552 01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:46,680 -Is it? -You know... 1553 01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:48,439 you're all big talk now, right... 1554 01:25:49,239 --> 01:25:51,119 but, when it comes to scrum time... 1555 01:25:51,119 --> 01:25:52,560 you're not gonna cut it. 1556 01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:54,159 -Really? -Hmmm... 1557 01:25:54,399 --> 01:25:57,119 Oh, rea... hehehe... Oops! 1558 01:25:57,479 --> 01:25:59,119 -Oh! Okay! -Oopsie... 1559 01:25:59,119 --> 01:26:00,279 -Okay! -daisy. 1560 01:26:00,279 --> 01:26:02,279 So, we're going so low now? 1561 01:26:05,199 --> 01:26:07,000 Boys! How's it going over there? 1562 01:26:07,399 --> 01:26:09,880 Nice, man! Just a bit wet here! 1563 01:26:14,119 --> 01:26:15,720 Ooh-whoah! 1564 01:26:19,399 --> 01:26:20,880 There you go... 1565 01:26:21,800 --> 01:26:23,640 Let's go, boys! 1566 01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:25,239 Take notes, Stoffel... 1567 01:26:26,239 --> 01:26:28,319 you're seeing a master at work here. 1568 01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:33,359 He's as ripped like a township dog. 1569 01:26:33,359 --> 01:26:34,960 Fuck. 1570 01:26:39,960 --> 01:26:41,560 Fuck. 1571 01:27:12,199 --> 01:27:13,800 What's wrong? 1572 01:27:14,399 --> 01:27:15,880 We need to talk. 1573 01:27:17,720 --> 01:27:18,920 Hey! 1574 01:27:18,920 --> 01:27:21,000 Where do you think you're going with that sexy ass of yours? 1575 01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:22,720 You tell me, brother! 1576 01:27:22,720 --> 01:27:25,479 Boys... Bring this man to my chalet. 1577 01:27:25,479 --> 01:27:27,640 -Hey! -Soggy Marie! 1578 01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:29,239 Soggy Marie! 1579 01:27:32,640 --> 01:27:35,479 You have no idea what's waiting for you! 1580 01:27:36,399 --> 01:27:39,199 Soggy Marie! Soggy Marie! 1581 01:27:44,640 --> 01:27:46,239 I've decided to leave. 1582 01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:51,399 -Where to? -Another lodge. 1583 01:27:52,800 --> 01:27:54,399 Another lodge? 1584 01:27:55,560 --> 01:27:57,159 Huh? 1585 01:28:02,840 --> 01:28:06,079 Didn't you say, the other day... wait, what was it? 1586 01:28:06,079 --> 01:28:07,319 Oh, yes... 1587 01:28:07,319 --> 01:28:08,720 'Think of Mom and Dad.' 1588 01:28:08,720 --> 01:28:10,439 'We aren't quitters'. And, now... 1589 01:28:12,119 --> 01:28:13,479 And now you're just leaving me here?! 1590 01:28:13,479 --> 01:28:15,319 I'm not leaving you... 1591 01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,079 You are still my sister. 1592 01:28:17,079 --> 01:28:20,800 I just have follow my gut now and I belong in nature 1593 01:28:20,800 --> 01:28:23,319 -as a game ranger-- -For fuck's sake, Embeth! 1594 01:28:24,119 --> 01:28:26,680 It's just so bloody predictable! Do you know that?! 1595 01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:28,279 Predictable and selfish! 1596 01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:32,880 I have already made my decision. 1597 01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:34,479 Good luck to you! 1598 01:29:03,399 --> 01:29:05,199 Oh, lighten up, darling. 1599 01:29:05,199 --> 01:29:06,399 There's always next year, 1600 01:29:06,399 --> 01:29:08,000 I'm sure you'll win the competition then. 1601 01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:11,000 Yep! I really thought you would take it. 1602 01:29:12,439 --> 01:29:14,119 How many guests did you bang in the end? 1603 01:29:14,119 --> 01:29:16,399 Fucking 23! And it was a waste of my time! 1604 01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:19,079 If I had known they were gonna go 'Brokeback Bushveld' on us 1605 01:29:19,079 --> 01:29:22,600 I would've started looking for that fucking private school dog long ago! 1606 01:29:22,600 --> 01:29:25,800 Because at least that crazy bitch put out a decent reward for him. 1607 01:29:26,279 --> 01:29:28,880 I stopped looking for that little shit long ago. 1608 01:29:28,880 --> 01:29:30,399 I don't even think he's still alive. 1609 01:29:30,399 --> 01:29:34,159 And Anel keeps her satisfied so she doesn't make much of a fuss. 1610 01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:37,479 Yep. The dog... 1611 01:29:37,479 --> 01:29:39,000 -has barked. -Hmm! 1612 01:30:02,199 --> 01:30:03,800 Mrs van der Merwe, is everything okay? 1613 01:30:04,479 --> 01:30:05,680 Pardon my French... 1614 01:30:05,680 --> 01:30:08,479 But, you and I are being fucked in the ass, my dear. 1615 01:30:10,039 --> 01:30:11,640 Pardon me? 1616 01:31:22,600 --> 01:31:24,720 Season's in the can. 1617 01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:32,079 We are in deep shit. 1618 01:31:56,319 --> 01:31:58,119 -Look, Anel, we just wanted to... -Mmm! 1619 01:32:02,800 --> 01:32:04,600 Do all of you have any idea... 1620 01:32:05,800 --> 01:32:09,800 How hard I've had to work to keep this lodge afloat? 1621 01:32:10,800 --> 01:32:12,199 And I could handle everything. 1622 01:32:12,199 --> 01:32:15,399 Covid. Load shedding, French Bulldogs. 1623 01:32:15,399 --> 01:32:17,039 But this? 1624 01:32:22,399 --> 01:32:24,000 My dad... 1625 01:32:24,520 --> 01:32:28,199 gave most of you, your first job. 1626 01:32:29,319 --> 01:32:31,239 Gave you a chance. 1627 01:32:33,479 --> 01:32:36,079 And this is how you repay him? 1628 01:32:37,920 --> 01:32:41,279 By holding a fuck competition with the guests. 1629 01:32:41,279 --> 01:32:44,199 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 1630 01:32:49,640 --> 01:32:51,239 Funny? 1631 01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:01,119 This will be your last work day today. 1632 01:33:03,079 --> 01:33:06,239 And there will be no final pay check 1633 01:33:06,239 --> 01:33:09,039 or any insurance to be paid out. 1634 01:33:09,039 --> 01:33:10,880 You can come to my office tomorrow 1635 01:33:10,880 --> 01:33:12,920 to sign your termination forms. 1636 01:33:14,039 --> 01:33:16,079 And this is the last time... 1637 01:33:17,880 --> 01:33:20,119 that I ever want to see your faces. 1638 01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:40,600 Hello, Claudette? Cobus here... 1639 01:35:03,600 --> 01:35:05,000 Well... 1640 01:35:05,880 --> 01:35:07,720 That was a fuck up. 1641 01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:20,720 I don't know what I was thinking. 1642 01:35:23,880 --> 01:35:25,000 I'm not a... 1643 01:35:25,840 --> 01:35:27,720 fuckboy like you. 1644 01:35:28,479 --> 01:35:30,199 I'm happy if it floats your boat. 1645 01:35:32,720 --> 01:35:34,399 It's not who I am. 1646 01:35:37,520 --> 01:35:39,119 I have... 1647 01:35:39,119 --> 01:35:40,640 lost everything. 1648 01:35:43,000 --> 01:35:44,319 My job. 1649 01:35:45,239 --> 01:35:46,600 the bush! 1650 01:35:51,039 --> 01:35:53,199 a chance with Embeth. 1651 01:35:55,800 --> 01:35:58,520 The stakes were high, even for me, dude. 1652 01:35:59,760 --> 01:36:01,359 Oh, please. 1653 01:36:02,119 --> 01:36:04,520 You had your fun. 1654 01:36:06,600 --> 01:36:08,279 It was never about fun. 1655 01:36:11,319 --> 01:36:12,640 Whatever. 1656 01:36:16,880 --> 01:36:18,039 Look... 1657 01:36:26,279 --> 01:36:27,880 My mom has cancer. 1658 01:36:31,520 --> 01:36:34,039 I needed that money to help pay the medical bills. 1659 01:36:38,239 --> 01:36:41,199 Yeah, she's busy with chemo while we're speaking. 1660 01:36:45,279 --> 01:36:46,600 Hey... 1661 01:36:49,000 --> 01:36:51,039 Why didn't you tell me? 1662 01:36:53,520 --> 01:36:56,000 I just wanted us to have a little bit of fun this season, man. 1663 01:36:57,319 --> 01:36:59,520 Plus, I knew I was gonna win. 1664 01:37:04,039 --> 01:37:06,399 And you really thought that 1665 01:37:06,399 --> 01:37:10,520 whoring yourself out for money 1666 01:37:10,520 --> 01:37:13,199 for your mom's cancer treatment, was a good idea? 1667 01:37:16,000 --> 01:37:17,720 You could've just... 1668 01:37:17,720 --> 01:37:20,840 started a GoFundMe page or something. 1669 01:37:30,479 --> 01:37:32,119 What are you gonna do? 1670 01:37:35,920 --> 01:37:37,520 I don't know... 1671 01:37:39,560 --> 01:37:41,159 Come. 1672 01:37:43,239 --> 01:37:45,079 Let's go pack our shit up. 1673 01:37:58,239 --> 01:37:59,600 Sorry to bother. 1674 01:37:59,600 --> 01:38:01,199 -Oh? -Is everything alright? 1675 01:38:01,560 --> 01:38:03,119 Ms de Klerk. 1676 01:38:03,119 --> 01:38:04,720 Yes... 1677 01:38:04,720 --> 01:38:06,359 Everything's fine. 1678 01:38:08,239 --> 01:38:10,640 -Did you forget something here? -No, no, no. Not at all, um... 1679 01:38:11,479 --> 01:38:12,880 I hope this doesn't bring you any more stress, 1680 01:38:12,880 --> 01:38:14,680 but it's about my stay here with you. 1681 01:38:16,880 --> 01:38:18,199 Oh... 1682 01:38:18,199 --> 01:38:19,800 Well... 1683 01:38:20,479 --> 01:38:22,279 I hope you enjoyed your time here? 1684 01:38:23,000 --> 01:38:25,000 That's actually why I'm here, um... 1685 01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:27,399 I work for the Hotel Certification Board 1686 01:38:27,399 --> 01:38:29,720 and I was here to evaluate your service. 1687 01:38:31,199 --> 01:38:34,000 And... it is the... 1688 01:38:34,000 --> 01:38:35,840 Certification Board's privilege 1689 01:38:35,840 --> 01:38:37,439 to award you with an additional star 1690 01:38:37,439 --> 01:38:39,239 for you and your staff. 1691 01:38:39,239 --> 01:38:41,840 I mean... you guys are just outstanding! 1692 01:38:43,560 --> 01:38:45,159 Are... 1693 01:38:45,560 --> 01:38:47,359 are you serious? 1694 01:38:47,359 --> 01:38:49,039 Yes... 1695 01:38:50,359 --> 01:38:52,079 I can in all honesty say... 1696 01:38:53,000 --> 01:38:55,319 I've evaluated a lot of lodges. 1697 01:38:55,319 --> 01:38:57,479 And your staff is excellent. 1698 01:38:58,119 --> 01:38:59,840 I mean, I've never experienced this level of commitment 1699 01:38:59,840 --> 01:39:02,079 towards client satisfaction. 1700 01:39:06,760 --> 01:39:08,359 I'm sorry, I... 1701 01:39:13,000 --> 01:39:14,680 I don't know what to say! 1702 01:39:14,680 --> 01:39:16,319 I'm... 1703 01:39:16,319 --> 01:39:18,600 It's the last thing that I was expecting, so... 1704 01:39:18,600 --> 01:39:20,640 Thank you, I'm... 1705 01:39:20,640 --> 01:39:22,600 -I am so honoured, thank you! -Well, I... 1706 01:39:22,600 --> 01:39:25,319 have to single out one individual, one of your rangers... 1707 01:39:25,319 --> 01:39:26,479 Cobus. 1708 01:39:26,479 --> 01:39:28,600 That is a man that truly understands client service. 1709 01:39:28,600 --> 01:39:30,199 Cobus? 1710 01:39:30,199 --> 01:39:31,800 Huh! 1711 01:39:32,399 --> 01:39:34,000 Yes! 1712 01:39:34,000 --> 01:39:35,399 He's always here, he... 1713 01:39:35,399 --> 01:39:37,199 Long time... He's been working here... long. 1714 01:39:37,199 --> 01:39:40,119 Oh, yes, and by the way, um... I have eaten at many buffets 1715 01:39:40,119 --> 01:39:42,399 on my travels, and... I have to tell you 1716 01:39:42,399 --> 01:39:44,880 it has been the best eggs I've ever had! 1717 01:39:45,159 --> 01:39:46,760 Okay! Bye! 1718 01:40:08,479 --> 01:40:10,000 I can't believe it's over. 1719 01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:11,279 I know, right? 1720 01:40:11,279 --> 01:40:13,119 I mean, you guys are like my family. 1721 01:40:16,399 --> 01:40:18,000 Yep. 1722 01:40:18,680 --> 01:40:20,279 Honestly... 1723 01:40:20,880 --> 01:40:22,800 I don't actually know what to do now. 1724 01:40:23,760 --> 01:40:25,119 I don't... 1725 01:40:25,119 --> 01:40:27,600 even have anywhere to stay. 1726 01:40:28,479 --> 01:40:30,920 Nah, it's a fucking mess. 1727 01:40:31,399 --> 01:40:33,800 We really fucked up this time. 1728 01:40:33,800 --> 01:40:37,000 I really can't believe that I lost. 1729 01:40:37,000 --> 01:40:39,840 I mean, it's beyond my comprehension. 1730 01:40:39,840 --> 01:40:42,039 -What? -I have an idea... 1731 01:40:48,680 --> 01:40:51,000 Something that'll possibly save all our asses. 1732 01:40:51,520 --> 01:40:52,680 Hold on... 1733 01:40:52,680 --> 01:40:53,880 If it has something to do 1734 01:40:53,880 --> 01:40:55,399 with an overdose of Viagra... 1735 01:40:55,399 --> 01:40:57,199 then you're on your own, horny pants. 1736 01:40:57,199 --> 01:40:58,720 No Daniel, I'm serious. 1737 01:40:59,119 --> 01:41:00,640 That was also serious, but that was different... 1738 01:41:00,640 --> 01:41:01,800 it was medical. 1739 01:41:02,520 --> 01:41:04,479 Okay then? What is it? 1740 01:41:04,479 --> 01:41:06,079 Look... 1741 01:41:06,399 --> 01:41:10,039 We all know that Anel's meat curtains are closed for business, right? 1742 01:41:10,039 --> 01:41:12,479 Yes, we're all well aware. What about it? 1743 01:41:13,520 --> 01:41:15,800 Well, what if we find a way to open those curtains 1744 01:41:15,800 --> 01:41:17,800 and let some sunlight in? 1745 01:41:18,600 --> 01:41:20,399 The Khaki Fever! 1746 01:41:21,680 --> 01:41:23,479 Everything you've taught me 1747 01:41:23,479 --> 01:41:25,199 has led to this moment. 1748 01:41:25,720 --> 01:41:28,199 We're being tested at a massive scale. 1749 01:41:28,800 --> 01:41:31,039 If one of us can infect her with Khaki Fever... 1750 01:41:31,039 --> 01:41:33,680 -then she can't fire us. -Wait, wait, wait. 1751 01:41:33,680 --> 01:41:35,520 Are you putting your dick on the line here? 1752 01:41:35,520 --> 01:41:37,199 I'm clearly not her type. 1753 01:41:37,199 --> 01:41:38,239 And trust me... 1754 01:41:39,039 --> 01:41:40,520 I've tried it all. 1755 01:41:40,520 --> 01:41:43,119 Hmm! Well, firstly, it can't be me. 1756 01:41:44,600 --> 01:41:46,239 I'll just break her heart. 1757 01:41:46,239 --> 01:41:50,239 I'm a lost kite in a thunderstorm of opportunity-sex, passion, options... 1758 01:41:51,720 --> 01:41:53,479 I can't tie myself down now. 1759 01:41:54,840 --> 01:41:56,920 Daniel, Nicola. It can't be you guys. 1760 01:41:56,920 --> 01:41:58,239 Because it's too obvious. 1761 01:41:58,239 --> 01:42:00,000 She'll see it coming from a mile away. 1762 01:42:00,640 --> 01:42:01,800 Marco... 1763 01:42:01,800 --> 01:42:03,119 You're in love with her sister. 1764 01:42:04,720 --> 01:42:05,920 And Cobus... 1765 01:42:07,800 --> 01:42:09,520 You're just super old. 1766 01:42:09,960 --> 01:42:11,560 -But... -Hmm! 1767 01:42:15,199 --> 01:42:16,800 I think Pumba... 1768 01:42:16,800 --> 01:42:18,239 can pull it off for us. 1769 01:42:18,840 --> 01:42:20,199 -Albie? -Albie? 1770 01:42:20,199 --> 01:42:21,600 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 1771 01:42:23,119 --> 01:42:26,399 While you were all transfixed on all the prize ponies... 1772 01:42:26,399 --> 01:42:30,039 Mr Weak and Feeble herded all the stragglers back into the stable. 1773 01:42:30,039 --> 01:42:32,119 And I think Anel picked up on it. 1774 01:42:32,119 --> 01:42:33,680 More than that... 1775 01:42:34,640 --> 01:42:36,239 I think she was jealous. 1776 01:42:37,199 --> 01:42:39,039 It has to be Pumba. 1777 01:42:40,479 --> 01:42:42,000 She'll be blindsided. 1778 01:42:43,239 --> 01:42:44,840 Albie... 1779 01:42:45,079 --> 01:42:47,000 I've been watching how she's been watching you 1780 01:42:47,000 --> 01:42:48,079 when you didn't know she's been watching you 1781 01:42:48,079 --> 01:42:49,680 while I've been watching both of you. 1782 01:42:51,039 --> 01:42:52,399 She feels the same. 1783 01:42:53,880 --> 01:42:55,079 She's been craving you 1784 01:42:55,079 --> 01:42:57,399 from the first day she smelled you. 1785 01:42:59,199 --> 01:43:00,800 This... 1786 01:43:03,520 --> 01:43:04,800 This is your destiny. 1787 01:43:06,960 --> 01:43:10,119 Yes! Yes, yes, that's a fucking brilliant idea! 1788 01:43:10,119 --> 01:43:12,199 Come on, Albatross. Take one for the team! 1789 01:43:12,199 --> 01:43:14,159 -Come on, man. -Pumba. 1790 01:43:14,159 --> 01:43:15,840 I... 1791 01:43:21,199 --> 01:43:24,840 It feels like my entire life has been building up to this moment. 1792 01:43:27,840 --> 01:43:29,319 I'm in. 1793 01:43:29,319 --> 01:43:30,600 -That's it, brother! -Yes! 1794 01:43:30,600 --> 01:43:32,159 Take that! 1795 01:43:32,159 --> 01:43:33,760 Fuck, yes! 1796 01:43:34,279 --> 01:43:35,880 Whoo! 1797 01:43:53,000 --> 01:43:55,000 What do you have there, Miss? 1798 01:43:57,199 --> 01:43:59,239 What are you doing in my office? 1799 01:44:01,119 --> 01:44:03,199 Just handing in Trompie's keys. 1800 01:44:11,239 --> 01:44:12,600 May I see? 1801 01:44:17,880 --> 01:44:19,600 Hmm! 1802 01:44:19,600 --> 01:44:22,479 Four stars from the National Council... 1803 01:44:24,439 --> 01:44:26,920 -Impressive. -Thank you. 1804 01:44:27,920 --> 01:44:29,800 It's a big moment for us. 1805 01:44:33,680 --> 01:44:35,520 I know what you're thinking... 1806 01:44:36,000 --> 01:44:37,600 but, believe it or not... 1807 01:44:37,600 --> 01:44:39,279 to achieve sustainable success, 1808 01:44:39,279 --> 01:44:41,000 professionalism must be maintained. 1809 01:44:42,000 --> 01:44:43,800 -Maintained? -Yes. 1810 01:44:47,800 --> 01:44:49,119 -Understood. -Yes, there are rules. 1811 01:44:49,119 --> 01:44:51,880 And, some rules are must be broken, Anel. 1812 01:44:52,279 --> 01:44:54,520 Haven't you ever broken a rule? 1813 01:44:56,199 --> 01:44:58,479 The guests that come here are adults in their own right. 1814 01:44:59,279 --> 01:45:02,399 They make their own decisions. Haven't you ever considered that? 1815 01:45:03,399 --> 01:45:06,279 We're only here to provide them with the best service possible. 1816 01:45:06,279 --> 01:45:08,000 That's precisely what you told us to do. 1817 01:45:08,000 --> 01:45:10,279 Oh, I never said anything about a fuck competition! 1818 01:45:10,279 --> 01:45:12,119 That is inappropriate! 1819 01:45:14,399 --> 01:45:17,199 -What about colleagues? -It's out of the question! 1820 01:45:17,520 --> 01:45:19,399 Order must be maintained. 1821 01:45:19,399 --> 01:45:21,800 The only order that needs to be maintained here... 1822 01:45:24,439 --> 01:45:26,039 is Nature. 1823 01:45:28,920 --> 01:45:31,800 Nature that draws the two of us closer together. 1824 01:45:34,720 --> 01:45:36,199 Yes, I'm a pig... 1825 01:45:38,640 --> 01:45:40,640 -But, I'm your little warthog. -Now you're crossing a line-- 1826 01:45:40,640 --> 01:45:42,239 Shhh! 1827 01:45:47,840 --> 01:45:49,680 -Do you hear that? -Hear what? 1828 01:45:54,800 --> 01:45:56,399 Do you feel... 1829 01:45:56,760 --> 01:45:58,359 that? 1830 01:46:00,840 --> 01:46:02,439 That... 1831 01:46:03,000 --> 01:46:05,239 is our personal instinct... 1832 01:46:06,520 --> 01:46:08,840 taking over. 1833 01:46:10,399 --> 01:46:12,520 And all you need to do... 1834 01:46:14,479 --> 01:46:16,640 is give in to it. 1835 01:46:25,119 --> 01:46:27,039 Give in, Anel. 1836 01:46:28,560 --> 01:46:30,159 Go on... 1837 01:46:32,680 --> 01:46:34,199 I dare you. 1838 01:46:54,840 --> 01:46:56,479 -Wait, wait... -What? 1839 01:47:29,199 --> 01:47:31,520 He did it! He did it! 1840 01:47:33,399 --> 01:47:35,199 Pumba! Pumba! 1841 01:47:35,199 --> 01:47:37,560 Pumba! Pumba! Pumba! 1842 01:47:37,560 --> 01:47:39,159 Pumba! 1843 01:47:39,760 --> 01:47:41,359 You legend! 1844 01:47:56,399 --> 01:47:58,199 What the fuck? 1845 01:48:02,239 --> 01:48:03,439 Hello...? 1846 01:48:16,840 --> 01:48:19,279 Have we been robbed! What happened here? 1847 01:48:20,800 --> 01:48:22,520 We need to talk. 1848 01:48:24,119 --> 01:48:25,520 Okay...? 1849 01:48:35,920 --> 01:48:38,119 Mommy's going to miss you so much. 1850 01:48:38,720 --> 01:48:41,399 Goodbye, my darling Chardonnay. 1851 01:48:41,800 --> 01:48:43,840 Mommy loved you so much. 1852 01:48:46,000 --> 01:48:51,800 Amazing Grace... 1853 01:49:05,199 --> 01:49:07,039 So, I suppose... 1854 01:49:07,640 --> 01:49:10,920 in a way, I actually owe you an apology. 1855 01:49:13,239 --> 01:49:16,600 This last season, I was obsessed... 1856 01:49:16,880 --> 01:49:19,399 with the success of the lodge and... 1857 01:49:19,399 --> 01:49:22,800 In the process, I most probably lost my team spirit 1858 01:49:23,479 --> 01:49:26,520 and didn't really notice all your hard work. 1859 01:49:26,800 --> 01:49:28,600 That doesn't change anything... 1860 01:49:28,600 --> 01:49:30,720 regarding the fact that you broke the lodge's rules... 1861 01:49:31,600 --> 01:49:32,720 but... 1862 01:49:34,399 --> 01:49:35,680 In light of the new star... 1863 01:49:35,680 --> 01:49:37,000 I will... 1864 01:49:37,000 --> 01:49:38,319 mark it down this time... 1865 01:49:38,880 --> 01:49:40,439 as a warning. 1866 01:49:40,439 --> 01:49:42,079 You're all welcome to 1867 01:49:42,079 --> 01:49:44,079 return for next year's season... 1868 01:49:44,079 --> 01:49:45,680 in fact... 1869 01:49:47,199 --> 01:49:50,000 Embeth, is going to join you in the veld... 1870 01:49:50,520 --> 01:49:52,239 and you may call her, Nala. 1871 01:49:52,680 --> 01:49:54,279 Yes! 1872 01:49:56,199 --> 01:49:58,319 -Nice, Embeth. -Okay, okay! 1873 01:49:58,319 --> 01:50:00,399 One more thing... one more thing to deal with. 1874 01:50:02,039 --> 01:50:03,640 This season, together you gathered 1875 01:50:03,640 --> 01:50:06,600 16,000 Dollars in tips. 1876 01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:09,399 Now, I know we usually divide it up equally... 1877 01:50:09,680 --> 01:50:11,800 But, I believe, this time... 1878 01:50:12,600 --> 01:50:15,840 It must be handed to one person only. 1879 01:50:17,720 --> 01:50:19,279 The King of Khaki... 1880 01:50:23,640 --> 01:50:25,159 Daniel. 1881 01:50:25,159 --> 01:50:26,760 -Yay! -Yes! 1882 01:50:26,960 --> 01:50:28,560 Speech! 1883 01:50:31,199 --> 01:50:33,079 Speech, speech, speech! 1884 01:50:35,239 --> 01:50:37,000 I'm only gonna do this speech in English 1885 01:50:37,000 --> 01:50:38,520 'cause I don't wanna butcher it in Afrikaans, okay 1886 01:50:38,520 --> 01:50:40,680 I want you guys to know how much you mean to me. 1887 01:50:43,720 --> 01:50:46,600 I... I was never really good at anything... 1888 01:50:47,279 --> 01:50:49,000 in my life. 1889 01:50:50,800 --> 01:50:52,520 But, the one thing... 1890 01:50:54,840 --> 01:50:56,600 that I was always good at... 1891 01:50:57,199 --> 01:51:00,399 -was sex. -Hear, hear! 1892 01:51:01,800 --> 01:51:04,439 To receive this... award from a... 1893 01:51:04,960 --> 01:51:06,560 group of friends... 1894 01:51:10,319 --> 01:51:11,920 it means the world to me. 1895 01:51:13,199 --> 01:51:14,800 Fuck, yeah!!! 1896 01:51:18,800 --> 01:51:20,399 Whoo! 1897 01:51:22,119 --> 01:51:24,279 Check the elephant trunk on this thing! 1898 01:51:26,039 --> 01:51:27,600 Congrats. 1899 01:51:27,600 --> 01:51:29,640 It's going to be great having you back. 1900 01:51:29,640 --> 01:51:31,239 I'm looking forward to it. 1901 01:51:31,239 --> 01:51:34,239 I will... see you next season then. 1902 01:51:40,159 --> 01:51:41,760 Marco! 1903 01:51:41,840 --> 01:51:43,439 So... 1904 01:51:43,920 --> 01:51:47,039 -my lion's mane meerkat mistress. -Mm-mm. Mm-mm... 1905 01:51:48,279 --> 01:51:50,079 I don't do pet names. 1906 01:51:50,079 --> 01:51:51,560 Well... 1907 01:51:51,560 --> 01:51:53,159 not during the day. 1908 01:51:59,000 --> 01:52:01,000 I just want to know... If... 1909 01:52:01,000 --> 01:52:04,399 you'd maybe like to go on a game drive with me? 1910 01:52:04,399 --> 01:52:07,000 Um... I need to... 1911 01:52:07,000 --> 01:52:09,600 brush up on my knowledge of the bush and the wildlife, 1912 01:52:09,600 --> 01:52:11,000 I'm a little rusty. 1913 01:52:11,720 --> 01:52:13,239 That's a great plan. 1914 01:52:14,880 --> 01:52:16,399 I'll gladly help. 1915 01:52:16,880 --> 01:52:18,479 That's good to hear. 1916 01:52:18,960 --> 01:52:20,560 Sunrise? 1917 01:52:21,039 --> 01:52:22,800 Let's make it a sunset. 1918 01:52:24,720 --> 01:52:26,279 How about now? 1919 01:52:26,600 --> 01:52:28,199 Let's go. 1920 01:52:29,600 --> 01:52:31,319 Gimme your hand, come! 1921 01:52:42,159 --> 01:52:43,760 Nice, boy! 1922 01:52:57,680 --> 01:52:59,399 No way. 1923 01:53:00,199 --> 01:53:03,199 Chardonnay! You're still alive you little shit. 1924 01:53:06,199 --> 01:53:08,479 Time to get you back to your mama. 1925 01:53:28,920 --> 01:53:31,399 -It's a Bosveld Tintinkie. -Nope. 1926 01:53:31,399 --> 01:53:32,680 -I'm telling you... -Look, look! 1927 01:53:32,680 --> 01:53:34,279 Look for yourself! 1928 01:53:36,199 --> 01:53:37,800 'Bosveld'! 1929 01:53:44,840 --> 01:53:47,600 So, what kind of puppy is this? 1930 01:53:47,600 --> 01:53:49,600 That is a hyena. 1931 01:53:49,600 --> 01:53:51,720 Hyena, ja? 1932 01:53:51,760 --> 01:53:54,399 -Jock of the Bushveld? -Ah! Wünderbar 1933 01:54:05,800 --> 01:54:07,640 Bonjour. 1934 01:54:09,199 --> 01:54:11,439 My, my, my... 1935 01:54:47,000 --> 01:54:48,399 Leave it! 1936 01:54:48,399 --> 01:54:51,279 You've learnt some horrible bush manners over there... 1937 01:54:51,800 --> 01:54:54,000 Just don't bite mama, please! 1938 01:59:33,680 --> 01:59:34,279 .